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December 28, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

RT @xor: Another crisis averted in a conversation with a UK friend, thanks to this handy diagram. Endlessly helpful, really. http://t.co/hg… 13:42:57, 2014-12-22
Just found out that there's a movie based on the Dyatlov Pass Incident. How did I not know this?! http://t.co/OL3njsy3Yq 11:40:21, 2014-12-23
"So Mommy, you know how when you can move things with your mind and it's called ESPN?" *headdesk* 11:43:00, 2014-12-23
"Hey Daddy, do you think Santa likes eating spiders?" "Probably not." "Hmm, then I should wash this cup." 21:52:12, 2014-12-24
Child, quietly babbling to herself as she cuts the legs off the gingerbread man: "Hey, Lieutenant Dan!" 21:53:32, 2014-12-24
Christmas coma. 19:44:17, 2014-12-25
Awwww yeah. http://t.co/7e3vSZa5r4 11:58:28, 2014-12-26

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December 21, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Dear Santa. http://t.co/PJXcqs9Z65 12:31:04, 2014-12-14
At @BalletAustin for The Nutcracker – my 10th year to bring the girls and my favorite holiday tradition. (Girls? More like young ladies!) 12:49:01, 2014-12-14
Homer Simpson: "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything." #havingabadday 18:21:50, 2014-12-16

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December 14, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

"Eaten Alive": not what it said on the tin. Boo. 22:02:53, 2014-12-07
So watching Eaten Alive last night sort of made me want to watch the Geraldo special where he opens Al Capone's vault. That was exciting. 15:13:19, 2014-12-08
I'm afraid Santa has not aged well. http://t.co/oc9aAwg7dO 18:58:01, 2014-12-08

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December 7, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Living in a Texas means that sometimes when you reach for the bedroom light switch, instead you encounter a GIGANTIC DAMNED ROACH. 02:09:22, 2014-12-06

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