I came to the realization that there’s no way I can maintain a one page resume. I keep having to bump projects off, and it’s getting harder and harder to cut some of my babies off there. So I’ve reworked the thing to put the most salient stuff on the first page, and I guess I’ll just deal with the consequences if the two page format pisses anyone off. That being said, here she is in all her shining glory, freshly updated and gloriously resplendent.

Resume (pdf) and Resume (doc).

Older daughter:

“At camp today some guy sang Native American songs. But he wasn’t really an Indian, he was from America.”

Stand down, Jerry!

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