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May 25, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Tyrion KILLED me tonight. More hankies, please. #GameOfThrones 22:15:35, 2014-05-18
The Division Bell 20: WAT. http://t.co/fi7mpfeqO2 (Come back to us, Publius Enigma!) 17:27:36, 2014-05-19
My daughter's downstairs practicing her viola. She just busted out with "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath. 18:25:50, 2014-05-20
Gluten free foot balm. http://t.co/HF38FYRzef 19:56:08, 2014-05-21
If you're looking for a job in Austin, or not in Austin, or not looking for a job at all, you should read this: http://t.co/5HgvsvlVUM 12:55:01, 2014-05-22
Please don't switch to Google Fiber! Love, Time Warner http://t.co/PSZpoKRer7 13:21:43, 2014-05-22
Star Trek: Insurrection or Brazil? http://t.co/a9hKi1iYdr vs. http://t.co/TVR6evCZLU 13:47:22, 2014-05-22
Meteor schmeteor. 00:06:59, 2014-05-24

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May 18, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Of all the nights for the TiVo to go kaput, Sunday. 19:23:12, 2014-05-11
"Wouldn't it be weird if cats owned humans and they just, like, rubbed us?" – My daughter 19:55:45, 2014-05-11
Warning: my next post will have a spider in it. It will be educational, though. 21:21:06, 2014-05-11
To identify a brown recluse, look at the eyes. They have 6: 3 sets of 2 in a crescent pattern. Lookalikes do not. http://t.co/7ev5N6XiuP 21:22:39, 2014-05-11
What is this trailhead looking text I'm getting from "agent shanahan" about a "poly"? 14:43:52, 2014-05-12
Ah, it's part of the Computer Simulation of the Ocean play. Was not aware they'd use more than one phone number. 15:15:19, 2014-05-12
Bitly was hacked. In other news, people still use bitly. 16:59:38, 2014-05-12
I do not like the Cone of Shame. http://t.co/lh58YVzG58 17:05:28, 2014-05-12
RT @mashable: It took 5 years to complete the perfect joke on Twitter http://t.co/axECmPfQBV http://t.co/UdHTwb8LB5 13:30:50, 2014-05-13
Error – Password must contain at least 1 character from ea of these categories: UC letters, LC letters, #s, and special characters #argh 15:38:20, 2014-05-14
I found a pile of cat heads. http://t.co/OdnUH3cjZD 01:28:27, 2014-05-15
RT @theeagle: College Station woman surprised to find python in bathroom. http://t.co/J79kHyaZeZ http://t.co/pcuRgr7wlU 13:08:03, 2014-05-16

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May 11, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

#TheAmericans has a character on it, played by @AnnetMahendru, that has me fascinated. No clue as to her end game but dying to find out. 21:23:19, 2014-05-07

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May 4, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

I maintain that "Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where I as a child would hide" is one of the most insipid lyrics of the 80s. 11:29:48, 2014-04-28
How to properly enjoy Austin's two weeks of spring while you still can: http://t.co/qlV74u3QXn via @culturemapATX 15:16:47, 2014-04-28
When the Dark comes rising, six shall turn it back; Three from the circle, three from the track. 15:15:09, 2014-04-30
I think Vitamin Water is trying way too hard. http://t.co/M9unswk2e1 11:33:03, 2014-05-02
Armadillo Deathwish is the name of my next band. 22:25:22, 2014-05-03

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