They really need to do a scientific study. I have observed that a child can convert a single chocolate molecule into millions. If you give a child the tiniest crumb of chocolate, immediately they will have it all over their faces and look like Al Jolson. Someone needs to find out the [...]
The fun part of kids who have gas is that they tend to poot uncontrollably when you tickle them, which makes them laugh harder.
The only drawback is the odor.
The 3 year old woke up this morning crying for a glass of water. She’s had a tummy bug for a few days so we’re really nervous about dehydration, especially since hub’s recent trip to the hospital. So hub takes her downstairs to get a glass of water, then runs up to brush [...]
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Men I find oddly attractive:
John Malkovich
Gary Oldman
Willem Dafoe
James Gandolfini
Joaquin Phoenix
Ben Stiller
Donald Sutherland
What about Scientology?
Chilling Effects, the internet Cease and Desist Clearinghouse.
This guy carves sculptures out of pencil lead without benefit of even a magnifying glass.
Medical establishment finally decides that the Atkins Diet might not be so bad after all.
Sounds of the world’s animals.
You’ve probably seen it before, but Simon Swears. Not safe for work.
Just ended [...]
I’m so completely unmotivated to do anything right now. I’m too apathetic to watch a movie. I wanted to watch Harry Potter since it’s on HBO InDemand but the 2.5 hour time commitment is daunting.
Those children of mine got me sick. I don’t even have the inclination to play a damned [...]
- Quit wearing my heart on my sleeve
- Quit sweating the small stuff
- Eat lots of chocolate
Both the kids have fever and runny noses. The little one has slept about all day long, and the small amount of time she hasn’t been asleep she’s been clinging closer to me than Saran Wrap ever dream [...]
Which book is it where “Busy, busy, busy” is a code phrase for something? It’s either Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut. Anyway, it’s true here.
Last Friday, my friend and her baby came over to play and have dinner. Then M.S. came in with her friend to spend the night and get tattoos. [...]
My 14 year old nephew is coming to visit this weekend. Our guest room is detached from the main house, over the garage. My idea was to show him The Ring, then wait until he goes to bed and sneak up and zap on the TV playing the cursed video. But then [...]
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