Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

frank – you might want to think about taking Sterling off the website. With her and Andrea and Amanda gone, there’s not really anyone pretty enough or with a good enough body to pass as her.
A strange page in another language with some unbearably cute pictures of animals.
Hallmarks of Felinity made me laugh so hard, I think I snorted. Just a little.
Do you look like your dog?
Did you know that Morrissey foretold the death of Princess Di? (Please secure AFDB before clicking link.)

Certain one-way rentals, such as from San Francisco to Honolulu, (or vice versa) are not allowed.

I must have missed the memo.

“I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.” – from quite possibly the most hideous Bad Roommate story ever told.

How to welcome someone to work at Starbucks.

Santa santa santa santa santa presents presents. Be warned: it’s badgers, and it’s hypnotic.

Nothing like having that special someone and that special coffee table.
What to get the single guy in your life for Christmas.

I’m sure you’ve heard this story by now – a Marine injured in battle tells the docs to cut off his finger rather than his wedding ring. They lose the ring anyway. If that were my husband I’d kick his ass. You can get another wedding ring. You can’t get another finger. What kind of crass consumerism does that denote? It’s the symbol of a marriage, not the marriage itself. It’s not sweet. It’s idiotic.

Ok, rant off.

I find this darkly amusing.
I find this frightning.
I find this pretty, even if it is French.

It’s so cuddly and cute. And it’s a uterus!