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Clearly I am in the wrong profession, when instead I could get paid to poop. http://t.co/9dE53Nzn 22 hrs ago
Just discovered the only fashion blog that I've ever liked: http://t.co/R4bziUpI (I'm lucky if I can remember pants AND a shirt...) 2 days ago
I am supposed to eat whole grain cereal and avoid whole grain cereal. Apparently it's Schrodinger's cereal. #doctorsareweird 2 days ago
You have received: Robe of Indignity! Charisma: -10. 2 days ago
You don't need to see my social security number. #jedihandwave 2 days ago
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