We’re halfway there; stopping in Houston to drop off the kids. C. is wired and refuses to sleep. J. is totally zonked. I’m posting this from a laptop connected to our cell phone, using it as a modem. Really cool. I can’t wait to get going. Is it wrong [...]
They teach porn in British schools? I feel gypped.
Naked chickens!
Stripper’s daughter can stay in school but the mom has to find another line of work. Nice bullying.
Maybe Dave Thomas really does have burger powers
Tales from the dark side of fish sex
Start saving your shekels now… cause you’re going to space!
We’re off today for [...]
Disturbing search requests, or “How did someone searching for ‘naked tiny pickle’ get to my site?”
I just went and looked at the amount of clothes I bought yesterday, I thought there were far more than there actually are. I’m bored as hell right now, trying to find something interesting to do, but completely [...]
Is my cat hot or not?
I weep for the future
Gov. of Texas broke, film at 11
In-flight safety card
I feel violated, having watched this
Darwin Award runner-up
Speaking of waste of time… I’ve just spent the last hour playing QBeez, which is apparently more addictive than crack cocaine. Do not even attempt it. You will be sorry. You have been warned.
I’m surprised they didn’t force the parents to name the baby after his Uncle Sam.
Denver secedes from the United States, film at 11.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to announce the birth of a new domain name - www.addlepated.net. I figured that it most accurately described my usual state of being, and it’s easier to [...]
Are you John Stamos?
Samsung means to come… This is very cleverly entwined with jazz music.
Holy gonads, Batman!
How to eat Pretzels
Kid banned from school because mom’s a stripper
Germans take speed limits seriously. Investigation of fowl play follows.
Don’t throw Chinese food at cops, lest they shoot at you.
Gun safety rant on:
Here’s the worst part of what is wrong with the previous story… not that the cop flipped off a civilian, or even that he fired [...]
I just found this business card in an old box that has the following written on it:
I’m kind of the “shy type” and this is really embarrassing for me.
Would it be too forward of me to invite you over for a kind of “get acquainted” cocktail?
It would be just swell talking to you about [...]
Stupid shell tricks
Ironically, M.S. wrote in her blog tonight about how she used to write poetry and short fiction in high school. I say ironically because I was just about to write a similar blog entry. So M.S. this is your notice to get out of my head (hey, where did all these [...]
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