Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Roll… out… the barrel… and we’ll have… a barrel… of c… nevermind
Brainwashing at the whim of Devo, how nice
Our medicataed children
This could put Trading Spaces out of business
Why even bother having kids? Sheesh.

Udderly bizarre
Speaking of milk…
Yo, beeyotch, it’s me and my ride, aiiiiight?
Oh, yuck
“Things my girlfriend and I have argued about”

Went to see Evil Dead at The Alamo Drafthouse tonight. They put cilantro all over the potato skins. Euuuuuugh. The Drafthouse is a place where, like in the Amsterdam of Pulp Fiction, you can go to see a movie and get a beer – in a glass, even. They also serve food, mostly pizzas and sandwiches. They have popcorn, of course, but they put real butter on it, not LiquiGrease. It’s also Harry Knowles’s favorite theater. My friend N. says that Harry Knowles smells funny. I guess that means you shouldn’t sit next to him if you’re at the Drafthouse.

I’m an HTML-kleptomaniac. I’m stealing all these great ideas from my friend’s blog. Hope she’s ok with it. I’ve added a comments feature and a site rating (look over there, on the right, see? there it is). For all 2 of you who read this, I hope you join in the fun. Actually, I got quite a few hits today because I added my site to Blogdex. People seemed especially interested in my ‘breastmilk is dairy‘ link. I wonder if that means they’re lactivists… or perverts.

In all actuality, breastmilk is not considered dairy – for all intents and purposes doctors consider it a “clear liquid”. Just to clear that up.

My 2 year old doesn’t like the Yatta video with the crazy naked Japanese men. She only likes the Flash fanimutation.

I had a dream last night that I could fly, only I don’t ever really fly in my dreams, I mostly just float a couple of feet above the ground and swoosh around like I’m swimming. Dunno what it means, just felt compelled to share.

Have you seen what Hubble’s been up to lately?

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I’ve seen.
Amusing porn filter
Ralph Wiggum soundboard
Random strange images
This is like one of those books you keep in the bathroom for when you’re bored
Fun with Legos
Coolest thing ever, or utter geekiness?
I’ll take The Rapists for $300, Alex.
How much are you worth?