Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Anyone ever heard of Ortho K? No, it’s not a breakfast cereal. It’s a process by which you wear hard contact lenses that you wear, usually at night, and you take them out in the morning and you’re able to see all day. Fascinating. I’m way too chicken for Lasik; this Ortho K thing sounds really interesting.

Shades of Terminator… Two women with the same name slain in Houston.
Ohio man finds hidden camera in a Marriott hotel bathroom.
Rumors of Jason Mewes’s death are highly exaggerated.
Though I don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, it is kind of fun to make my own Bush speech.