Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

People searching for the following things lately have made it to my web page:

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NEW YARK GAY MEN PICTURE
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The brother has complained loudly and vocally that the whole world thinks that he never followed through on the Astroworld promise in 1981. Well, he did follow through, that’s true. But I’d like to relate another story.

About 10 years ago I asked him if he and the kids would like to go to Sea World. He said sure, that sounded like fun. We went. He made me pay for me, him, and his two kids. Since I asked if he wanted to go, apparently I was responsible for the bill.

I don’t ask him anywhere, anymore.

(On the plus side, Foreigner was playing at Sea World that night. Nice blast from the past.)

The Immigrant Song, a la Viking kittens.
Hats of Meat. That’s hats, made out of meat.
The encyclical Simpsons reference guide.
New Jersey poet laureate writes anti-Semitic urban legend-based poem, gets booed, governor asks him to step down, he refuses. What a dingleberry.
I knew nationalized health care was good for something. The UK National Health Service is going to pass out vibrators to women suffering from sexual problems. Just look out for those recalled Rampant Rabbits.