Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Doctor’s call center: “Thank you for calling, may I help you?”
Me: “Yes, I need to make an appointment.”
Call center: “And what is it for?”
Me: “I have a cervical strain.”
Call center: “…You sure you didn’t mean to call the OB/Gyn?”
Me: *sigh* “The neck cervical, not the other cervical.”
Call center: “Oh.”

GENERATION SLAP: They’re naive, self-important, and perpetually plugged in. This is a call to arms against Millennials.
Sure, Generation X survived AIDS, Reagan, the Cold War, Tipper Gore, and A Flock of Seagulls, but those adversities, suggest Strauss and Howe, pale in comparison to what Millennials face today. Consider the stress of having to juggle a [...]

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That’s some hail, innit?

This stuff was flying sideways right into the west side of the house. All those chunks of hail bounced off the windows on the front door. Surprised all the glass is intact.
Texas in May is always so interesting.

International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War (short short story)
ManBabies.com - disturbing but SFW and SFK pics
Zod 2008 - collecting your superherodelegates
**MAGIC** Antique Dining Room Set ** MAGIC** - $600 (South City) - what a deal!
The Monster Engine - kid pics transmogrified into realistic pics

I’ve gotten a ton of trailheads in the last several days.
First came Violette’s Dream, who emailed me a Carroll-esque poem. Turns out that one’s for Velvet Assassin, an upcoming video game.
Then there was this huge protracted spammy conversation on Twitter from a couple of people who had recently friended me. I made a [...]

Two recent experiences I’ve had with customer service:
1. Woot.com had a fake Wootoff on April Fool’s Day. Interspersed with the mundane battery sales were bags of Random Crap. For Woot neophytes, the Random Crap is like a holy grail: usually it really is crap, but some lucky folks get jackpots like Wiis, Xbox [...]

I just found a mixtape from summer ‘89.
Side A:
Evil Ways - Santana
Hey You - Pink Floyd
Satisfy My Soul - Bob Marley
Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller Band
Threshold - Steve Miller Band
Slow and Easy - Whitesnake
All We Ever Wanted Was Everything - Bauhaus
Great Gig in the Sky - Pink [...]

I graduated from St. Edward’s yesterday, with my BA in Communication. And, I believe, a 4.0 GPA.
Starting graduate school this fall! I’ll keep going as long as I keep having fun.

It’s a shame that “Dee Cook Haters” didn’t do as they promised the police investigator and undo what they’ve done in terms of online postings, mail list signups, etc. This was really the work of a 9 year old?
The ironic part is that people searching for Good Morning Tree Company are going to [...]