Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

I am the Rokusaburo Michiba-san of bargain shopping.

Walmart:

13 pairs panties for 2 yo.
1 shirt for 2 yo.
2 shirts for hub
3 pairs satin pajama bottoms for me.
6 shirts for me.
5 shirts for me.

= 30 items for $127.84

making that a grand total of $4.26 per item. Including tax.

Uh, yeah, so about that drinking thing. We went to a bar (Fadó, if you must know) and had one Guinness each and some food. Then a damn bum came and asked me for change and I said no and he said, “Hey, man, why are you in such a bad mood?” To which I replied that I just said no, for heaven’s sake, but a few steps later I thought up the stunning retort of, “Hey, man, why are you a damn beggar?” and hub and I regaled ourselves quoting American Psycho (“Well, Al, why don’t you get a fucking job? You reek of shit!”) to each other and I decided that I was going to tell the next beggar to feed me a stray cat, only there weren’t any more beggars.

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