Weekly Tweets
February 20, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Ugh, this hotel room smells like an Abercrombie and Fitch threw up in it. #
- The thermostat doesn't have any words on it, just three circular symbols that all look fundamentally the same. #
- Of course there's a guy here with tight jeans and pointy white boots! #
- For a minute I thought he was going to sit in my line of sight. No way I could eat without laughing. Good thing he moved. #
- The elevator announces the floor with a tone of mild incredulity: "Floor four?!" As in, "You don't _really_ want to get off _here_, do you?" #
- Breaking down in the fast lane while driving up a big hill with 18 wheelers all behind you is almost as good as cardio. #
- Give me a small regional airport over a giant hub monstrosity any day. #
- Apparently "Business Center" = "Bar" and not "Place To Do Business." Interesting. #
- Driving through the desert, tumbleweeds aplenty, eclectic station playing big band and old country and BAM, I was IN Fallout: New Vegas. O_O #
- Couldn't figure out why the restaurant was full of seniors and little kids until I realized I went to dinner an hour earlier than I thought. #
- If I were downloading any slower, I'd be uploading. #
- Today's cheap thrill was brought to me by the TSA. #
- To be clear, I did opt out. #
- Hahaha, bless your soul – you really think you're in control? #
- Snow snow snow! http://yfrog.com/hsuaeblj #