About that dog thing –
Regarding the “Aw man, I was looking for some videos for me and my dog” quote a couple of entries ago… that really happened.
I was at Pleasureland with a (female) friend. We were just there to gawk and giggle. Some guy walked in with a dog on a leash. The clerk told him he’d have to take his dog outside, and that’s when the famous line was spoken.
I laughed so hard that I very nearly wet myself. One of those times that you can’t even take a breath and start sounding like a strangled chicken and tears and snot are running down your face.
Now the hell of it is that I can’t remember who I was with. I thought it was M.S., but she didn’t comment on the quote, so now I’m thinking it wasn’t her. Was it A.W.? J.B.? I just don’t know.
The 10 month old has found some sort of unlimited source of black grease somewhere near my desk. Perhaps it’s in the slides for the keyboard drawer. She goops up her fingers and then slimes them all over my desk, mouse, clothes, chair, legs, carpet, and dog. The two year old has taken to telling everyone, “I love you, Smelly!”
My life is an episode of The Simpsons.
July 21st, 2002 at 6:38 pm
it was me. although i’d forgotten it, and i thought it was from a movie we watched.
our lives used to be an underrated indie film. now yours is the simpsons and mine is roseanne. 😉
July 23rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm
hahahaha.
i totally worked at a porn shop called pleaseureland in austin.
once my boss voiced the immortal words (as he licked the adhesive on an envelope)”Gee, I wish this envelope was pussy flavored”
i drew many a comic while working there. i should find those and redo them now that i can actually draw.
p.s. i have taken to burping loudly just to get my two yr old nephew to laugh.
July 23rd, 2002 at 2:16 pm
You worked at Pleasureland?
Frigging boggle.
I lived in that general neighborhood for, like, 5 years.