It puts the lotion on its skin
July 30, 2002 - 1:26 pm
Goldmember makes the baby Jesus cry.
Did you know that water is 19 times more dangerous to a child than a firearm?
Once they get things working, I think that Speedtrap.org is going to be pretty handy.
Litter box cam. Mmm hmm.
Vanguard Airlines has an innovative method of laying off its employees: “Any Vanguard stock you hold (including stock purchased in the Employee Stock Purchase Plan) is almost certainly worthless and it is likely you will be entitled to claim a capital loss on such stock this year.”
I have to wonder if this guy can even wipe his ass. Steroids much?
Britney Spears or Shakespeare – who’s the real artist? (quiz)
Make sure you’re wearing your ass filter after eating those beans.