Weekly Tweets

April 22, 2012 - 4:48 am No Comments
  • Do you do things BY accident or ON accident? Well, that depends on how old you are: http://t.co/EjT6xowd #
  • Ugh, so much misinformation in one place in those lists of interesting "facts." #
  • I just got a political call from a candidate reminding me that my taxes are due today. #
  • Tilda Swinton? David Bowie? Same person. http://t.co/n4RkIGlA #
  • Beanburgers have nothing to do with BLACK BEANS, amirite, my San Antonian brethren? #
  • …stop the mosquitoes I want to get off… #
  • Ooh that's a bad sunburn already. Owie owie ow. :( #
  • Is it just me, or does Expensify really suck these days? Anyone have an alternative they like? #
  • Dear Daughter: (a.k.a how to kick ass like a girl) http://t.co/HSF2LApX #
  • I am eating carrot cake in bed. #
  • Kudos to @expensify for a prompt response – apparently I was running the old and busted app. *blush* Sorry! #
  • I love the moment when the expansion joints in the road ka-thump in perfect rhythm to the song on the radio. #
  • A little boy just stopped me to tell me his favorite letter is W. #
  • Have spent the last 8 hours walking and driving, but mostly walking. #
  • It's OUR shady spot, Precious. Yes, it is. #
  • I am still sunburned and bug-bitten, but I no longer smell like Courtney Love. Yay for clean! #
  • That moment when you realize that all of you can now be wrapped up by a normal-sized towel. #
  • Ugh, there's something in this hotel room that wants to kill me. *wheeze* #
  • I am apparently unable to listen to "Puff, the Magic Dragon" without turning into a quivering mess. #
  • Puzzle: Fixing a candle to the wall – http://t.co/eFVeRxeT #
  • "Got a new colon flavor today": http://t.co/bKIfI94n #
  • Happy Independence Day, y'all! #
  • I am done wore out. #

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