Weekly Tweets
June 3, 2012 - 4:48 am
- The Unabomber's Harvard alumni directory listing: http://t.co/7LcQegne #
- Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955. Get your Fallout on! http://t.co/iCfzwuJZ #
- Scorpion in the girl's bedroom. Now she's convinced they're infesting her bed. #
- Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go "Ah, ah, ah…" but never manage to get out the "CHOO!" #
- Gah, stupid doorway brainzappers. What was I going to do? #
- Another reason to love @Nordstrom – meeting with a free personal stylist tomorrow for my very own "What Not to Wear" session. #
- No way am I knitting a complicated cabled sweater from the same designer whose mitten pattern made me want to scream. #
- Try getting a reservation at Dorsia NOW… #
- Argle bargle glop glyf. #
- The most soothing Count Dracula ever: http://t.co/sISCqX9S #
- When I prove somebody wrong… http://t.co/Ylf2Z6vU #
- What is up with all the cannibalism? Copycat crimes? Zombie apocalypse? Baltimore, Kansas, New Jersey, and Miami in the last week. #
- Some subReddits are so, so weird: http://t.co/651t2L0a #
- Today I learned that barium suspension is calorie free. Who needs smoothies? #
- Woman in the waiting room gnawing on an apple and blabbing on her cell phone. So we can all hear her talk with her mouth full. #
- Protip: The mixed berry barium tastes much better than the citrus. I am not brave enough to try banana or mocha. #
- Has anyone seen this Google a Day thing? Is it hot or not? http://t.co/FqxpxTk4 #
- DAMN YOU Adam Richman for putting this song in my head. http://t.co/M7QsXHWE #
- The evil spelling test: http://t.co/kUxp9fuX #