Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

• My husband wouldn't let me cheer on the loud argument that started at 8am in the room next door and went on for an hour. Texarkana, man. #
• The pepper box was busy while we were gone. On the bottom is a ghost pepper. http://t.co/tk3EUsnc #
• Exercise for the week: tell people "Thank you." Count how many reply with "You're welcome" vs. "No problem." Be more welcoming. #
• Why is it okay for the doctor to run 45 minutes late to my appointment, but if I'm 10 minutes late I have to reschedule? #
• "I don't know if they told you when you made the appointment yesterday, but Dr. Meyerson always runs late." I blew up. #
• Ironically, the advice the chronically late doctor gave me was "Wait and see." #
• I think my weighted companion cube just threatened to stab me. What do I do? #
• Kinect Disneyland Adventures has "It's a Small World" in it. I know from personal experience. Bitter, bitter personal experience. #
• Rumors that mime guild abandoning their craft for more lucrative balloon animal gigs. #WWOHelium #
• My daughter discovered an important truth today: The cake is a lie. #
• I think I understood maybe 3 words in this clip. How bout you? http://t.co/PCdLeuwE #
• What's the deal with Tervis Tumblers? #
• So Shell's supposed http://t.co/Yah6gbjU social media misstep? Was really a scam campaign by Greenpeace. http://t.co/ujV2ddIu #
• My daughter was not impressed with my singing this at the National Archives: http://t.co/GRbHtDXQ #
• This hashbrown casserole was so good, I wanted to sing it a ballad. I'll be making it at the ranch this winter! http://t.co/nEHWRk5K #
• The husband conned the nephew into a bite of ghost pepper. #
• OH from the kitchen: "Ooh, now I need to think about my life!" #
• So, I tried the ghost pepper. Found it to be much like a habanero. Hub claims it lost potency in the fridge. I think I'm just a stud. #
• I wanted to love The Dark Knight Rises. #
• Holy crap, that was Littlefinger? #
• My 10 year old daughter is mowing the lawn. Sucker! #
• Forced myself to wait this long to read Wind Through the Keyhole. Trying my hardest not to gulp it all down at one sitting. Failing. #
• Medical thing costs $1300 but they have an insurance adjustment of -$766.17. What's the adjustment for someone without insurance? #
• Ugh, idiot companies, if you're going to put a coupon online, don't make me snail mail it in! I'm making an online payment! *seethe* #
• I finish "The Wind Through the Keyhole" depressed, missing the ka-tet, hoping for more adventures in the future. #

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