Weekly Tweets
September 9, 2012 - 4:48 am
- There's a pack of 6 Labradors here. Woof. #
- Coming close to retiring from social media until 3 days after the election when nobody cares who's president again. #
- Um, hey guys? I hear frogs. #
- Going to bed all muddy, but at least I'm in a bed and not a mud puddle anymore. #
- 650 people are hospitalized every year after slipping on dog crap in Paris's streets. #
- Sudden Crepes Suzette craving! Aaaaahhh! #
- Michael Clarke Duncan noooooo! #
- Skynet takes another step towards becoming self-aware, kills awards program mid-broadcast: http://t.co/Lf7I74Fl #
- Artistic nephew has gone and remixed Adventure Time. (He's still for hire!) http://t.co/ygkA0boB #
- I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. #
- I can see you shiver with antici… #
- …pation! #
- I didn't die once in Mass Effect 1. Just started ME2 and have died 5 times. Checked and there is no "Weenie" game difficulty setting. #
- I love that moment when it all clicks into place. #
- OH from a child on the floor: "So much toenails." #
- Afraid of spiders? Just TELL them so. http://t.co/Ko3X2t3B #
- Something I could have done without: A spider scuttling underneath my face washing cloth in the shower. #
- Cold front coming! Woo! High of 90 tomorrow. Get out the sweaters. #
- If I go to an X-Files synopsis page and I read the words "Doggett" or "Reyes," I then close that synopsis page immediately. #
- My daughters like to play "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose." It involves each pinching the other's nose until it turns red. #