Happy Fun Gold Box Hour
Omni Swings n’ Things 588 Blue Olefin Hammock Chair Cushion (what good’s a cushion without a chair?)
Senco SLP20 Brad Nailer with Case (I knew a guy named Brad. Didn’t want to nail him though.)
Wagner Power Products 0156060 Cordless Power Roller (BTDT.)
JDS 750JE Air Cleaner includes Electrostatic Pre-Filter a $47.99 Value (Price: $224.99 – how is this a $47.99 value?)
Franklin MWD-1440 Dictionary and Thesaurus with Bookman II (that’s what dictionary.com is for.)
You know, sometimes when I go up the stairs, there are 7, and sometimes there are 12. If I actually sit and count them while I’m looking at them, there are 11. If I count while walking up them, the number varies.
This can only mean one of two things. First, that I have magical stairs that change their number in fits of capriciousness, or second, that I’m not very observant.
I vote for magic stairs.
August 6th, 2002 at 12:18 am
did you know that you can actually access your gold box twice daily? like, every twelve hours it seems. i checked mine at work this morning, and then i just checked it again, twelve hours later. and a couple times yesterday too. still nothing but crap, but at least there are twice the opportunities now…
August 6th, 2002 at 5:08 am
I want magic stairs… are you sure it’s the same staircase every time?
August 6th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Actually, we have 2 staircases in the house, both supposedly having the same number of stairs.