Oy

August 19, 2002 - 10:10 pm 3 Comments

Who the hell says that your monthly troubles get better after childbirth? because they don’t, they get worse, and I’m pissed off that I was lied to about it. Hell I’m just pissed off in general and I feel like hammered dogcrap and I think I’m just going to curl up in the corner in a fetal position and eat Valium.

Not even going to the gun range and unloading a goodly amount of rounds from one of our evil black rifles made me feel better, because it is hot there and my foot hurt and I had cramps from hell and there’s no place to sit. At least I was able to show up hub on his new gun. The sights weren’t off, he was off. But I wasn’t.

I’m floored by the fact that so many readers here dislike guns. Y’all want to post why in the comments? I’m not going to try to convert you or anything (well, probably not) but I’m curious as to why people don’t like throwing hot lead at innocent paper targets. Or shooting furry woodland creatures and feasting on their bloodied carcasses. Mmm, venison.

3 Responses to “Oy”

  1. Dan the Goose Says:

    I only leave comments for posts about guns, just as a rule.

  2. pie Says:

    I don’t have anything against guns themselves – if used properly by responsible people. My dad owns two, I believe, and both he and my mother practice at a shooting range… It’s just not for me. They scare me, I guess.

  3. JenBen Says:

    Guns wouldn’t be a problem if you had to take an IQ test before getting a license and must score above 110.

    When my cat was only 8 months old, someone shot him with a BB gun (one of my neighbors). The single BB went in what would be just under his armpit (if cats had arms) went thru both lungs, thru his kidney and landed in his abdomen. The vet says it’s a miracle he lived thru it. Only cost me $900. If you want to see what poor kitty looked like after surgery, go to http://jenben.info/cats/damien.html.

    Anyway, I hate the fact that incompetent assholes have guns, but I don’t begrudge hunters who are responsible and actually eat what they kill having guns or my friend who is a cop 😉