Well that’s disconcerting

October 7, 2002 - 12:13 am 7 Comments

Last night I went to pee and when I was just about to flush the pottie I noticed that the toilet paper wad that was floating around had two very long and hairy and black evil looking bug legs emerging from around the underneath of it. It was either a big spider or one of those giant black stink bugs.

I am not one to call someone in to inspect what I’ve produced in the pottie, but I shrieked for hub to come see, at which point the legs disappeared and it looked like I was just very proud of making a tinkle.

What I’m most concerned about it where it came from. Hub’s convinced that I have bugs in my crotch. I just don’t think so.

7 Responses to “Well that’s disconcerting”

  1. dave Says:

    ROFL!!!!

    i don’t know whether to laugh or puke!

  2. Raven Says:

    This from the woman who loves to torment us with photos of spiders and scorpions. BAH! 😉

  3. JenBen Says:

    It’s good to be proud of things you make yourself 😉 lol

  4. pie Says:

    This is why you should always inspect the bowl before sitting down…

  5. JenBen Says:

    did you know that most blak widow bites took place in the outhouse? no joke.

  6. Kathryn Says:

    Ick! Another lesson I once learned: never leave an open glass of water by the bed and then drink from it in the middle of the night…

  7. steph Says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAACK. i think you should change your blog title to “Bug Blog” or something like that…. eeeep!