Damn you, Joe Millionaire

February 16, 2003 - 8:10 pm Comments Off on Damn you, Joe Millionaire

I hate the fact that I’m slobbering to know what the twist is. There’s just so much that doesn’t add up:

Sarah said in an interview that she tried to help Evan out when he’d slip up about not being a millionaire by kicking him under the table. How did she know? And why was she helping him out?

Zora supposedly went to stay with her parents while the show was being aired because she didn’t like how she was portrayed. Yet she’s edited to smell like a rose.

Evan says something like “There’s something going on that somebody’s not telling me” in the latest preview, while the butler smirks. Then a woman’s voice says “Oh my God”.

Alex McCloud is the “host” of the show, yet she has about 10 seconds of face time per show and all her lines are dubbed. WTF?

There’s a rumor that all the women were actresses and recruited for the show via their agents.

What’s it all mean? Is it all a sham and Evan’s the one being duped? That would definitely qualify as a big twist since all the men in America, upon seing the previews for the show before it began, were rubbing their hands in glee because they wanted to see those gold digger bitches slobber all over a guy. What if the girls were in on a secret, like at the end they’re going to make Evan choose between the girl or some money?

Stupid show. Eating IQ points.

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