Nooooooooooo!

July 10, 2003 - 9:01 pm 3 Comments

Another sign of the impending apocalypse:

Christopher Walken is front-runner to play Willie Wonka in a Tim Burton-directed remake.

3 Responses to “Nooooooooooo!”

  1. JenBen Says:

    OMG, I think he would be GREAT!!!!

  2. Kenneth G. Cavness Says:

    That’s got to be a joke. Please tell me it’s a joke.

    I love that it’s Tim Burton, though. See, I always knew that Willy Wonka was a sadistic fuck…

  3. aldahlia Says:

    why is it a sign of apocalypse? now if sally fields and wynona ryder and tom cruise, midgets that they are, sign on to be oompa loompas, I might be afraid that the world was over… but alken sounds like a good choice to me…