Weird Japanese commercials featuring

June 1, 2002 - 5:01 pm Comments Off on Weird Japanese commercials featuring

Weird Japanese commercials featuring people you know
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I sent my old keyboard to rehab to dry out and am using this nasty Apple keyboard in the interim. The keys are really mushy and I don’t feel like I’m typing as fast as I normally do, so I shall blame that if I seem slow today. It’s also smaller than real keyboards so I shall blame that if I seem small-minded.

There are those new commercials featuring the revolutionary extra strength super happy fun power anti-perspirant stripe. What I’m wondering is, why don’t they make the entire stick out of the extra-strength stripe? I guess it’s a similar pondering to “if the stuff that black boxes on airplanes is made of is indestructable, why not make the entire plane out of it?”

I find an obscure, perverse, yet satisfying pleasure in tearing open perforated plastic. You know what I mean, like on paper towel packages, or toilet paper packages, or diaper packages. You know what else I like? The single serving little paper salt and pepper packs that snap open. And I like the faint smell of skunk.

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