Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

I’m so relieved. I didn’t think that the 2.5 year old would ever be potty trained. I thought that not only would I have to explain to her husband about the pacifier habit (no chance of losing that anytime soon), I’d have to fill him in on what size adult diapers she wore. [...]

I have the strangest earworm right now. My mind is playing Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” and adding tuba to it. Of course only having one voice, I can only hum the tuba part which amuses the 8 month old to no end. My mystery bite is getting bigger and itchier. I thought [...]

The ball blown off far with the aim of green, and woman body tea
The most popular woman in the nursing home
Yet another non-sequitur random weird webpage
And another one
And still one more, this one text rather than flash.
Someone could make a fortune selling these people tinfoil hats.
This woman paints with her boobs. Really.
Is belonging to [...]

I think I figured out what happened to me last night.
See, I was upstairs in the kitchen doing stuff, and felt like something was crawling on my arm, but I didn’t see anything so I figured it was just a stray hair. I went about my business, but a few minutes later I got [...]

I just signed up for this thingie called BlogSnob which sounds pretty neat, in principle. It puts a little text link over there, random on each load of the page, and sometimes my blog will be randomly linked on someone else’s page. Mutual backscratching kind of thing. Now I’m scratching my head [...]

The latest in a disturbing trend… School officials inspect yet more teenage girls’ underwear.
Excuse me? Nobody needs to gawk at my teenager’s bra. Between the panty inspection episode, this bra thing, random blood and/or urine tests, Ritalin being forced on kids or they get kicked out of school, and “feel good” [...]

Arafat chips. Next up: Hitler-flavored ice cream.
Chris Tucker as Inspector Clouseau. Say it ain’t so. Please.
Man shoots self in naughty bits. True Darwinism in action.
Billy the Burlap Bag Boy - my favorite anti-glurge.
Feed the Model

Things you shouldn’t do with your microwave
Anyone want to start a fund to help poor Brad Pitt buy a razor?
A horrifying and poignant look at the last minutes of those in the World Trade Center. Do not read if you’re easily upset.
I don’t know whether it’s healthy fear, paranoia, or post-partum depression but in [...]

Hero cabdriver returns purse with $5k cash in it. Compare to our NYC cabdriver in 2000 who nodded off at the wheel in some sort of drug stupor. Discuss.
Pope carves up old popes, sends pieces around the world. Anyone else think the old guy has completely lost it?
Yet another weird disability fetish.
Missle [...]

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