Ha, ha, Steve Bing! Take that, asshole.
Has anyone ever actually seen pink elephants while drunk? I mean, there’s Ray Milland seeing bugs crawling out of the walls in Lost Weekend, but elephants? And what of an elephant’s drunken hallucination? Do they see pink people? What’s an elephant’s favorite drink anyway?
I [...]
We were watching Devil’s Advocate once and my husband remarked, ‘Damn, those Spanish people can clap fast.” He didn’t realize that they alternate claps between 2 people (or groups of people).
My secret vices:
Barry Manilow
Neil Diamond
The Carpenters
Garth Brooks
singing along with the Gladiator soundtrack really loud
Kick it, Rockapella!
I would, of course, never admit to liking Manilow, [...]
I just found out that the iBrotha killed himself last Friday. I’m really stunned, and I don’t know what to say about it right now. Rest in peace, Rodney.
Marilyn Manson: what a weenie looking man.
Well. That looks painful..
Hi, Natalie. I see the twins are doing well.
I’m probably going to be a little out of pocket for the next few days. I got my copy of Neverwinter Nights and hub got my computer working, so I’m going to be busy playing. Poor little old me.
I spent this afternoon putzing around all by myself. What a hoot - I [...]
You have $3500 to spend on any piece of jewelry you want. What do you buy?
WhyTF is there that huge blank space at the bottom of the page? Am I missing a bracket or table tag somewhere?
Came across this picture by random surfing. It’s part of a Photoshop contest, this one designed around patriotic WWII posters. I almost wet my pants.
You know, I’ve been thinking about putting a giant moose in the front yard for a long time.
6 degrees of separation - for real.
I want to do a weather [...]
Top 25 IRC quotes, laugh-out-loud funny
How close are you to nuclear waste?
Enter the Google Challenge
Why not to use Earthlink.
More weird crap washing ashore.
Guess I gotta learn to sew, if I don’t want my 3 year old to look sexy.
What a surprise… CPS runs amok, removes kid from house for 2 years because he was spanked [...]
Mystery website, where the point is to find out what the point is.
Text Twist, an anagram flash game.
I can not believe that I got a hit to my site from someone searching for beheading fetish. I think I’m missing some part of the sexual revolution (or perhaps I’m missing the point - if you [...]
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Actually my CT scan showed that I have both diverticulitis and a kidney stone, but the...
