Pa. Man Dies in Vat of Chocolate… No, his name was not Augustus Gloop.
Just got back from the vet. Gus has lost a pound in the last month, down to 4.5 lbs from his normal 7.5 lbs. He has a severe UTI and is acutely dehydrated. His kidney bloodwork shows that his [...]
ActIII. Scene IV: *We are sitting in Starbucks drinking some wonderful coffee (or drink of your choice) catching up on us, the world, the news, and everyone else’s business.* Fill in your blanks on your blog or in the comments. *Quiet on the set!* ACTION!
Me: I can’t believe it has been a week [...]
I was on the phone with M.S. when I noticed that the baby had crawled under my desk and was busy drooling on and playing with the power strip where all my computer crap is plugged in. “Ohshit,” I said, “Hold on a second!” and I went to take the powerstrip away from her [...]
123456789… here’s how to teach the kids to count!
Oh. Mah. Gawd. I just found out that the guy who did the Yatta video is from Austin!
Heaven’s just a funky moose. You gotta throw away the night. Uh, what?
Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
Could Hollywood hack your PC? Maybe.
Better clear your calendar for February 1, 2019, [...]
Mad at your boss? Cow orker? Husband? Dog? Don’t just stand there - shoot it!
Hurdy skurndom, der Googlen bork, bork, bork!
31337 900913 534R(h, d00dz!
Well, the ‘open links in new windows’ works again… but at the expense of my meta keywords tag. If that tag is in place, the code doesn’t work.
Flummoxed. Totally.
Hey, dammit. I told you to sign my GuestMap. Do it. Now.
Please?
Dammit.
Siamese cats. It’s probably not what you’re thinking.
Do you breastfeed and live in the Bay area? Go break a world record.
New non-lethal weapons in production.
Must. Have. 80s. Compilation. Now.
Idiosyncratic comfort foods
Hello Kitty psychological profile
He’s just bitter because he can’t get laid.
Many womens are tickled them nose by Kleenex, and sneeze. Please enjoy!
I went to my gym orientation today and oh. my. gosh. the personal trainer was just cute as a little puppy dog. I swear if he had a tail, he’d wag it. I just wanted to pinch his cheeks, especially after he told me that I don’t look 32. I wasn’t hot [...]
I was eating a Krispy Kreme donut once and it was the glazed kind and little pieces of the glaze kept falling off. I picked up a little piece of glaze from my keyboard and ate it, only it wasn’t a little piece of glaze, it was a a little piece of fluff. [...]
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