Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Military officials say they do not know just what the jets were chasing, because whatever it was disappeared.
Overpaying for a casket is Not Dignified! (anyone else getting flashbacks of Spatula City! Spatula City! ?) They offer a wide variety, including this one called Return to Sender, or you could buy yourself a right fine [...]

Picture if you will… a hot late July Texas day. A ranch out on the country. 50 people at a 3 year old’s birthday. And 2 toddlers in the car for 2 hours who haven’t had naps.
You have now entered The Headache Zone.
(doo dee doo doo)
I think the kids had a good [...]

I just got my Amazon shipment. I checked my gold box a few days ago and the Memento limited edition DVD was there for $20. I don’t know if I was more pleased with the fact that it was actually a movie I liked or that I got something in the gold box [...]

Ga. Crematory Operator Speaks Out, claims people hate him because he’s black. Apparently tossing 340 bodies in your backyard is how to gain friends and influence people.
While searching a house, a secret service agent writes “Islam is evil, Christ is King” on a Muslim prayer calendar.
Don’t take a vibrator to Florida.

1. How long have you had a weblog? Since April of this year, although I had been meaning to start one for a long time before I actually did. It was M.S. who finally sent me over the edge towards blogdom.
2. What was your first post about? My first post was announcing my [...]

tampax tampons hugh lot a must see!!!!… the things people sell on eBay. What scares me is that this is in the ORAL hygiene section.
The egg separator from hell.

I will not bore you with details on how the bottle in the water cooler has a crack in it and leaked a couple of gallons of water onto the office floor.
Nor will I bore you with details on how the 2 year old busted me turning out her light and closing her door last [...]

Hub is watching Tom and Jerry right now. He can tell me what’s going to happen next in every single damned Tom and Jerry cartoon ever made. And he sits there and giggles while he watches. And now he’s got the 2 year old doing it too.
“Wook, Cwiffowd’s going to bwow away [...]

Ironically enough, after M.S.’s cryptic phone call regarding her unexpected Amazon booty, I got a package from Amazon in the mail today. It was just something I had ordered a couple of days ago and not a gift from a secret admirer.
Speaking of M.S., can anyone explain why her link never shows up as [...]

If you can’t stand the meat, get out of the Ribfest, bahahahaha, oh I slay me.
A bunch of riddles without any solutions posted. Do not click if easily frustrated.
Is my Blog HOT or NOT?
Florida state troopers flag motorists down, tell them to pull into a rest stop, where they are interviewed about their travel [...]