Archive for August, 2002

Nightmare

August 9, 2002 - 1:59 am 5 Comments

I took a nap earlier and had a very vivid and horrible nightmare. In it, I was pregnant and about to give birth. Yep, that was it, that was the scary part.

I had a terrible experience during the birth of my last daughter, so bad that I wrote a letter to my OB about it:

> Dear Dr. R,
>
> This is a very difficult letter for me to write. On the one hand, I
> want you to know how very much I appreciated your care and attention
> during my pregnancy. On the other, I feel that you should know some
> events that happened during labor and delivery involving your call
> partner, Dr. C.
>
> Dr. C’s rude demeanor and callous disregard for my and my
> husband’s feelings and wishes have been quite a blow to us; indeed,
> she has made me question whether I am mentally and emotionally able
> to have more children. Looking back on my birthing experience should
> recall feelings of joy, but I’m afraid that I will always have
> negative feelings about this birth because of her actions. I would
> even go so far to say that if I do ever become pregnant again, I
> couldn’t possibly put myself in a position where she would be on
> call, either during an emergency or during labor.
>
> My first contact with Dr. C was around 36 weeks, when I felt
> like I was having some contractions. I called in on a weekend to
> find out if there was anything I needed to do, and she was the doctor
> on call. When I told her that you had given me an internal exam
> earlier that week, as was your habit at 36 weeks, she stated that I
> had to have been mistaken; none of the call partners did exams at
> that stage. When I reiterated that you did indeed do the exam as a
> matter of routine, she cut me off saying that I had to be wrong. To
> be honest, I was so taken aback by her attitude that I can’t remember
> now what advice she gave me on the contractions I was having.
>
> When I met her face-to-face at the hospital, she measured my fundal
> height and expressed doubts that I would deliver vaginally within 10
> minutes of her arrival. A couple of hours later, she stated twice
> more that I would not deliver vaginally. She seemed quite certain of
> the fact. It was only as an afterthought that she mentioned that she
> would give me a chance to do so.
>
> As you and I discussed at length, my birth plan was fairly
> straightforward. I wanted to do everything that I could to avoid any
> sort of medications, but the health and wellbeing of the baby was of
> ultimate importance. To that end, there were specific items that I
> included in my birth plan. Several of these items were completely
> disregarded by Dr. C, including:
>
> * Rupture of my forebag without asking or discussion first – had I
> had a chance to protest, I certainly would have done so; as it was,
> she did it so quickly that I was left stunned.
> * Setting a time limit to how fast I should dilate, regardless of the
> fact that the baby and I were doing fine (apart from the time limit
> from when my membranes ruptured). Without warning, she appeared in
> the room at 11pm and said that I had a choice of an IUPC or a
> c-section, because I had been at 8 centimeters for 3 hours. During
> those 3 hours, I had been coping with contractions perfectly well
> without drugs, but had taken a break and was semi-reclining on the
> bed, a position I knew was slowing down my labor, but allowing me to
> relax a bit. If I had known that there would be consequences, I
> would certainly have gotten back up and walked or squatted to help
> hurry dilation.
> * Repeated offers of drugs, completely undermining my self-confidence.
> * Use of cord traction in third stage.
>
> When I asked Dr. C if she had read my birth plan, she hedged
> the question and stated that I should know from my first labor and
> delivery that birth plans simply go out the window.
>
> Finally, and though I understand that this is quite subjective, I
> feel that I should make a mention of Dr. C’s attitude. I
> don’t recall the last time I was interrupted or cut off so many times
> by an adult. Additionally, when the nurse went to get her from the
> sleep room to catch the baby, she walked in scowling and rubbing her
> eyes, as if I were an inconvenience. It would have been nice if she
> had seemed happy for me, since she knew how hard I had worked to get
> to that point. She didn’t even sign my souvenir birth certificate.
> Granted, her attitude paled in comparison to the anesthesiologist’s,
> who told me (about placing my epidural), “This sure is easier on a
> little skinny woman”.
>
> Dr. R, my first delivery was blindingly difficult, but I look back
> on it with a sense of joy, pride, and accomplishment. When I think
> about my second I feel hurt, sad, and the joy and wonder of birth are
> missing. I feel cheated that I didn’t have that fantastic, wonderful
> moment during delivery that I did with my first. Instead, it was
> just relief that the whole unhappy experience was soon to be over.
>
> I’m not sure if this letter accurately conveys what I’m feeling. I
> know that I’m unable to speak about it much, as I tend to get quite
> shaky and choked up if I do. If you’re willing, (hub) would like to
> meet with you for a cup of coffee to talk in person about what
> happened. Please feel free to phone us at xxx-xxxx if you have any
> questions or comments.
>
> Sincerely,

Truly, Ghastly, Creepy

August 9, 2002 - 12:57 am 1 Comment

My brother informed me the other day that the plot next to my parents at the cemetery is mine. As in, bought and paid for by my father for me 15 years ago.

There’s a cemetery plot out there with my name on it. This is nearly too creepy for words.

Hub’s got one too (in another cemetery) that his ‘rents got for him. He said that the worst part is, if you want to sell it, what the hell do you use the money for? Embalming fluid?

Literally every time I think about it I get the shivers. I’m surprised I haven’t wriggled out of my chair just writing this. Really.

Shiver.

Double Spot of my Baby’s Love

August 8, 2002 - 5:15 pm Comments Off on Double Spot of my Baby’s Love

The baby’s broken out in spots all over her body. I’ve taken to calling her “Spot”. She feels better, but she grows spottier by the minute. Spotted child.

UPS, in their utter incompetence, neglected to pull the package off of the truck last night so hub drove all the way out to BFE to pick up something that wasn’t there. Fearful that they might forget us once again, he chased down the UPS man driving around the neighborhood and demanded our box. So now I have my iPod. Yay!

blah blah gold box blah

August 8, 2002 - 1:04 pm Comments Off on blah blah gold box blah

Creative Labs Nomad II C 64 MB Digital Audio Player

yeah, yeah, just rub in the fact that UPS is too incompetent to deliver my iPod. thanks. appreciate it.

Omni Swings n’ Things 616 Reclineaire PTX Hammock Chair, Navy Blue – cool, it’s like those at Renfest
Hilarium Game
Epson Stylus C80 Inkjet Printer
Samsung DVD-P421 DVD Player

…pass & close your gold box…

UPS Sucks

August 7, 2002 - 9:23 pm 20 Comments

Yes indeedy they do.

They loaded my package on the wrong truck, so it didn’t come today. We told them not to bother delivering it tomorrow. Hub will go pick it up so at least we know what time it will get here.

It had my iPod in it, which I had been planning on playing with all night. It also had the DVDs that I’ve been promising my 2 yo all day long would be here.

I’m annoyed. 2 yo’s annoyed. Hub’s annoyed. 11 month old’s annoyed, but mainly because she still has a fever.

Which brings me to my other point. Since the baby’s still sick, we’re canceling our trip this weekend. We were planning on going to the ranch and watch the meteor shower. Oh well, it’s supposed to rain all damned weekend anyway.

Damnit.

Disgusting

August 7, 2002 - 3:36 pm 1 Comment

Florida is requiring girls who put babies up for adoption to publish in the newspaper their name, description, and past sexual history. Sadly this is not an Onion article.
Yo, bro, you have that mother knocked. Word.

Gold box offers

August 7, 2002 - 1:44 pm Comments Off on Gold box offers

LitterMaid LM500 Automated Litter Box… just so you know, these things are a total waste of money. I’ve tried them two different times, and ended up throwing them both away. The rolling litter box is ok. I just don’t think anything can beat the scoop-it-out method. Happily, it’s cheapest to do it that way.

Hamilton Beach 49291 Aroma Express 12-Cup Coffeemaker, White
Brink’s 5074 Anti-Theft Safe
Metro Vacuum VNB-7B 1.7 HP Vac N’Blo… vac and blo? *cough*
Matchbox Rescue Backpack

…pass and close your gold box…

Ah, nostalgia

August 6, 2002 - 10:29 pm Comments Off on Ah, nostalgia

Saturday morning lineups from the 1950s on.
Kittens like to play with his tongue.
Get your freak on.
Wondering what to make for dinner? Try this site for some delicious recipes. Try this cake at your child’s next birthday party.
More toenail madness, this time from eBay.
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