Archive for October, 2002

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Tuesday, October 1st, 2002

Busted. They got it licked. What a bunch of boobs. Good thing they nipped it in the bud. And so on.

Ouch

Tuesday, October 1st, 2002

Ouch. Poor clothespin man.
Ouch. Poor kitty.
Ouch. Poor headlice.
Ouch. Poor kangaroo.
Ouch. Poor Leslie Nielson.

I’d like to register a breast complaint

Tuesday, October 1st, 2002

I’m three weeks post-op today, and still in a good deal of pain. It comes and goes; right now it’s pretty bad and the pain pills aren’t even taking the edge off. I don’t want to be on these damned pills forever, or even very much longer because they’re addictive and who the [...]