Archive for May, 2003

Featurefizzle

Friday, May 9th, 2003

Feature Price Rejects Bids, Shuts Down
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Featureprice.

In the gravy

Friday, May 9th, 2003

By popular request, here’s my recipe for cream gravy:
2 tablespoons fat (may use pan drippings, butter, bacon grease, etc. or any combination of the above)
2 tablespoons flour
2 cups milk
salt to taste
fresh-ground black pepper to taste
Melt 2 tablespoons of fat in a pan. Add the flour and stir well. The mixture will become a [...]

Salam Pax

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

Salam Pax is back. He’s still unable to post, but was able to send an email to a friend to have her post for him.
Updated - I’d misspelled the URL and sent everyone to a damned MLM dinglemoose. Sorry, y’all!

A frustrated posting

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

Sometimes Usually I don’t understand men.

Supper

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Tonight’s meal:
Pan fried chicken
Mashed skin-on potatoes
Cream gravy
Buttermilk biscuits
Strawberry shortcake
all homemade. Scuse me, gotta pop now.

Are you down widdat?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2003

Need to show your friends that black people like you? Simply call Rent-A-Negro and have a real life honest to goodness black person accompany you to parties, give you advice over the telephone, and even vouch to others that you’re not a racist. All for a reasonable and affordable price!
Or you can try [...]

ARGH

Tuesday, May 6th, 2003

Yesterday I checked airfares and there was a $600 first class fare to Las Vegas. I held off on booking it because I didn’t understand it, and now it’s gone. I guess I didn’t realize that airlines can have a fare available for one day only. What are the odds I’ll find [...]

Hermes fever

Monday, May 5th, 2003

Recently it has become my holy grail to find an authentic Hermes Birkin or Kelly bag at a thrift store for $25. Seeing as how these bags sell for over $5000 even used, and the new ones have an 18-36 month waiting list, I think it would be an ultimate find.
I’ve asked [...]

Kiddos

Sunday, May 4th, 2003

Wanna see some cute kids?
Jo and Caroline.

Go jump in the lake

Saturday, May 3rd, 2003

Let me preface this by saying that every single time we have plans to do something as a family, one or both of the children refuses to sleep the night before. Last night the baby didn’t get to sleep until 2, and she was up before 9.
Today we went to the lake. We [...]