Featurewho?
Friday, May 2nd, 2003Now they’re back in business again.
“Hello, I’m here to have an argument.”
“No, you’re not.”
Archive for May, 2003
Featureprice changes its mind… again.
Friday, May 2nd, 2003They’re going out of business again. What. A shock.
From www.featureprice.com:
Notice:
Featureprice.com “Closing of Operations & Business”
Deadline To Move 05-05-2003
Featureprice.com is notifying all clients at this time to move sites and download files. Featureprice.com is closing business operations and will no longer be capable of servicing hosting needs.
At this time we will begin publishing of [...]
Movie stars
Friday, May 2nd, 2003Why is it that female movie stars can’t walk?
Of course they can walk, but the majority of them look like truck drivers with hemmorhoids. Think Meg Ryan. Julia Roberts. Sandra Bullock. Jennifer Connelly.
Gone are the days of women who walk delicately - they’re a rare and dying breed. Nicole Kidman [...]
Porn haiku
Friday, May 2nd, 2003Hub got this porn haiku email, which was too funny not to mention. I’m not including the pictures, though.
Oooh baby nice ass…
two studs talk sweet in her ear
off with your clothes bitch!
A-list bloggers
Friday, May 2nd, 2003Is there anywhere a definitive (or even non-definitive) list of a-list bloggers? Or even b-list bloggers?
Yawn
Friday, May 2nd, 2003We went to a sort of a party, I guess, tonight, featuring denizens from the austin.general newsgroup. It was ultimately boring. I suppose it wouldn’t have been if I had known anyone there. The kids were big hits and even though they were the only kids there, everyone was very nice to [...]
Boat?
Thursday, May 1st, 2003Since we just unloaded a house payment and yearly property taxes, I think we may buy a boat. We have one out at a lake an hour away that’s co-owned with my brother’s family, but considering we’re 5 minutes from a public boat ramp, it’s silly not to have one here at the house.
Right?
