Archive for May, 2003

Movie stars

May 2, 2003 - 3:48 pm Comments Off on Movie stars

Why is it that female movie stars can’t walk?

Of course they can walk, but the majority of them look like truck drivers with hemmorhoids. Think Meg Ryan. Julia Roberts. Sandra Bullock. Jennifer Connelly.

Gone are the days of women who walk delicately – they’re a rare and dying breed. Nicole Kidman can walk, but she’s one of the only ones I can think of.

Equal rights are all good and fine, but do women have to stop looking and moving like women? Where are the Grace Kellys and Audrey Hepburns of yesteryear!?

Porn haiku

May 2, 2003 - 3:29 pm 1 Comment

Hub got this porn haiku email, which was too funny not to mention. I’m not including the pictures, though.

Oooh baby nice ass…
two studs talk sweet in her ear
off with your clothes bitch!

A-list bloggers

May 2, 2003 - 2:22 am 1 Comment

Is there anywhere a definitive (or even non-definitive) list of a-list bloggers? Or even b-list bloggers?

Yawn

May 2, 2003 - 2:04 am 1 Comment

We went to a sort of a party, I guess, tonight, featuring denizens from the austin.general newsgroup. It was ultimately boring. I suppose it wouldn’t have been if I had known anyone there. The kids were big hits and even though they were the only kids there, everyone was very nice to them. Some semi-inebriated, semi-clothed (ok, she was clothed, but skimpily) woman gave J. a handful of makeup glitter. You can guess what the most sparkly family on the block is. Sometimes it’s really obvious who doesn’t have kids of their own. Another guy was there showing off his Segway. Someone took a demo ride on it and proved that it is indeed possible to fall off.

After an hour the brewery owners started to shoo us off, so we headed over to Carraba’s for a bite to eat whereupon C. immediately fell in Utter and Complete Love with our waitress, who she dubbed “Sunny-D” for some reason. Every time the waitress left, C. started howling “Sunny-D! Sunny-D! Wh’AH you?” at the top of her lungs. We had an excellent meal and for dessert I had a chocolate martini (equal parts vodka and creme de cacao, served in a martini class whose rim is dipped in chocolate sauce). Oh but damn, that was good. I’m very much looking forward to hitting martini bars in Las Vegas.

Luckily J. discovered the flyer for Mother’s Day sitting near the back of our booth and pointed it out to hub. Now he knows. I knew he’d forget unless someone clonked him over the head with it and I didn’t want to have to do it again this year.

I watched Donnie Darko again last night. Second time’s the charm. I can’t get the movie out of my head. Or the soundtrack.

Boat?

May 1, 2003 - 10:54 pm Comments Off on Boat?

Since we just unloaded a house payment and yearly property taxes, I think we may buy a boat. We have one out at a lake an hour away that’s co-owned with my brother’s family, but considering we’re 5 minutes from a public boat ramp, it’s silly not to have one here at the house.

Right?