Guts
I just read “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk. I think that was probably the grossest thing I’ve ever read. He claims that 67 people have fainted at various functions around the world where he has read it out loud. I think it’s possible. It’s x-rated and medically disgusting. Just in case you still aren’t convinced, read it here.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you’re my aunt, you should not click that link. Promise.