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Weekly Tweets

September 23, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Talk like a pirate at Krispy Kreme and get a donut. DRESS like a pirate at Krispy Kreme and get a dozen donuts! Nom. http://t.co/aBQefiUp #
  • Light up arcade coin slot belt buckle: http://t.co/OjsGi77a? #
  • Pantry revamp nearly complete! #
  • OMG so organized! And tarantula free! http://t.co/L2Uu3OEy #
  • I think we should take today to thank Wales for the equals sign. #
  • Fascinating thread on how to spot amateurs in a myriad of professions: http://t.co/gNdhEYC5 How do you spot an amateur in _your_ profession? #
  • There is a major drawback to having the clear bins… http://t.co/ncoe4ocX #
  • Red kitties in sunny places. http://t.co/afUjSl1n #
  • Baby, can you dig your man? http://t.co/r91O5EIq #
  • The antibiotics will cure me or kill me. Whichever it is, I hope it's quick. #
  • To nobody's surprise, The Fool and His Money's release date delayed a week before ship. Delay #39 if you're counting. http://t.co/lrsBclFU #
  • Space Shuttle went RIGHT over our house this morning. Really low. Which was neat, if I had known about it first. O.O #pantychange #
  • Normally I love How It's Made, but this stained glass segment features sliced-up fingers and bloodstained paper. Halloween is coming? #
  • Oh, him? He's spending a year dead for tax purposes. #

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Weekly Tweets

September 16, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Melissa and Doug crayons. You have GOT to be kidding me. Girls use green, too. http://t.co/13eAGnQy #
  • I am the very model of a scientist Salarian. #
  • Updated my portfolio and resume with a little project we like to call… Deadly Affairs. http://t.co/jddxaH6U #
  • A map of London showing where common surnames live: http://t.co/Fc5gGrAl #
  • Germany is doing some really interesting things with traffic lights. Pong!! http://t.co/C2ahD4MT #
  • Protip: Send a couple of probes into the 7th planet of the Local Cluster in Mass Effect 2. See what EDI says. #
  • Somebody needs to have a sit-down with their prop master. #nbcfail http://t.co/wP46E4k5 #
  • Thought I'd try a piece of popcorn and spit out the husk. What hubris. #
  • Richard III's remains might have been found under a parking lot. Will this plot point make it into the next GRRM book? http://t.co/Gp0k07iU #
  • There's a good reason to hate cilantro: Excellent genes. http://t.co/9eds7faE #
  • Titanic screen test with Jeremy Sisto – dark, brooding, and chock full of chemistry with Kate Winslet. http://t.co/ezVkGF4Z #
  • I can play Mass Effect 3 in Story Mode! <3 #
  • Anyone have personal experience with acupuncture? (Not just personal opinions. 😉 ) #
  • Tarantula on the pantry wall this morning. That's a quart size canning jar. http://t.co/pY7awJC4 #
  • There was also a scorpion in the dining room. First good rain we've had in 3 months. #
  • Better spider pic. http://t.co/VIS8qotj #
  • A Wrinkle in Time, the graphic novel: http://t.co/uHQy3kCu #
  • Called @attcustomercare for some information on my wireless rate plan and got an UNRELENTING UVerse hard sell. Not cool, not cool at all. #
  • Our new pet is apparently a tarantula. #

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Weekly Tweets

September 9, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • There's a pack of 6 Labradors here. Woof. #
  • Coming close to retiring from social media until 3 days after the election when nobody cares who's president again. #
  • Um, hey guys? I hear frogs. #
  • Going to bed all muddy, but at least I'm in a bed and not a mud puddle anymore. #
  • 650 people are hospitalized every year after slipping on dog crap in Paris's streets. #
  • Sudden Crepes Suzette craving! Aaaaahhh! #
  • Michael Clarke Duncan noooooo! #
  • Skynet takes another step towards becoming self-aware, kills awards program mid-broadcast: http://t.co/Lf7I74Fl #
  • Artistic nephew has gone and remixed Adventure Time. (He's still for hire!) http://t.co/ygkA0boB #
  • I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. #
  • I can see you shiver with antici… #
  • …pation! #
  • I didn't die once in Mass Effect 1. Just started ME2 and have died 5 times. Checked and there is no "Weenie" game difficulty setting. #
  • I love that moment when it all clicks into place. #
  • OH from a child on the floor: "So much toenails." #
  • Afraid of spiders? Just TELL them so. http://t.co/Ko3X2t3B #
  • Something I could have done without: A spider scuttling underneath my face washing cloth in the shower. #
  • Cold front coming! Woo! High of 90 tomorrow. Get out the sweaters. #
  • If I go to an X-Files synopsis page and I read the words "Doggett" or "Reyes," I then close that synopsis page immediately. #
  • My daughters like to play "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose." It involves each pinching the other's nose until it turns red. #

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Weekly Tweets

September 2, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • It's probably weird that I'm envious of my Commander Shepard's eyebrows. #
  • Just a little westerer, Isaac. #
  • Well, by "a little" I mean "Texas is thirsty." #
  • OH NO YOU DINT. #breakingbad #
  • That's it, man. Game over. Game OV-er. #
  • The lipstick has hit the fan over at http://t.co/bjV68HZv. #deadlyaffairs #
  • Parents, know that there is a gruesome, explicit One Direction fanfic on blogs & YouTube. You do NOT want your kid seeing it. Be vigilant. #
  • I finished Mass Effect 1 and liked it very much. I started Mass Effect 2 and my Xbox started acting up. 🙁 #
  • This is a problem. #rrod http://t.co/MdYnM0Bw #
  • Well, the warranty expired in 2009… 🙂 #
  • Now that we have the new Xbox, the old one booted up just fine. #
  • I'm on a self-imposed Red Hot Chili Peppers hiatus. #
  • Have spent all evening perusing the Enforced Method Acting section on TV Tropes. http://t.co/4EwZVKyM #
  • E.T. on Blu-Ray – and the guns are back! See 0:25: http://t.co/4EX4ftrx #
  • How did Eli Roth as The Bear Jew get to his dark place? Hannah Montana, of course. http://t.co/i2BKFdAO #
  • Yesterday was one of my favorite days of the year: the day I noticed the elm leaves had a tinge of yellow. C'MON, COOL WEATHER! #
  • Had my first "Oops, I ate popcorn, oh no!" dream the other night. Weird. #
  • Greetings from Texas. http://t.co/UE3y4YlB #
  • For real this time. Welcome from Texas. Hope your night is as pretty as mine. http://t.co/XFjWz9wa #

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Weekly Tweets

August 26, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Oh my word – the Saris Abaya from Sweet Maria's isn't quite the blueberry Harar, but it's intensely fruited. Nom! #
  • "I'm busy right now" means "I am available to fix your popcorn and find Lego Star Wars walkthroughs," apparently. #
  • Every time I hurt a bit of my body, I realize how much I use that body bit. Have realized that I use _all_ my body bits a lot. #
  • I think I might be some sort of savant at the Flow Free game. #
  • Much gnashing of teeth until I realized HootSuite doesn't actually function correctly with Safari. #
  • Hot dogs + hot sauce = bliss. #
  • Gazelle is locking in trade-in values on iPhones for 30 days. Hmmmmmmm. *ponder* #
  • You have just become aware of how your tongue feels in your mouth. #
  • 30 writing tips from famous authors: http://t.co/ONcl1Wps #
  • The story behind Ted's Caver Page, one of my favorite online horror stories: http://t.co/mkqunLQg #
  • The most wonderful time of the year. /hattip @Gupfee http://t.co/eIrD2Jug #
  • The doctor giggled gleefully. "Welcome to getting older!" he exclaimed, as if he'd been waiting for this moment all my life. Hooray? #
  • I think storytelling fulfills a perverse desire to see bad things happen to good people in a way that is socially acceptable. #
  • What is UP with the lipstick on this woman? "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" http://t.co/TzfS0JZQ #
  • The bureaucrazy involved in dealing with a large medical practice is mind-boggling. Just fax me the thing already! Today, not next week! #
  • I had a pet monkey once, but his lyre playing was sub-par. #
  • Kneel before Zod. #
  • Unfortunate print advertising: http://t.co/yQH0xLmI (Are babies the other white meat?) #
  • Oh someone take away my internet from me. I clearly do not know how to use it yet. #
  • Bite it, USADA. #
  • Fun fact: If you squeeze fish oil capsules too tightly, they pop. My hand smells like an anchovy. #
  • I have spent the last hour troubleshooting my daughter's iPod so she can play One Direction. Siiiiiiigh. #
  • How did I miss this? The Ender's Game movie production blog: http://t.co/8YFBFMAs #

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Weekly Tweets

August 19, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Holy Breaking Bad tense. #
  • Dude, where's my Sterling? 10 Worst Cars of All Time: http://t.co/ckAHRIIM #
  • Quit smoking 15 years ago and I still have dreams that I slipped up. :\ #
  • With a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool. #
  • My favorite pastime lately is making telemarketers think they called 911. #
  • I wish Yelp had a way to exclude food trailers from restaurant search results. #
  • Dear Lego: Indiana Jones does not do the Robot. #
  • "What is that, Mommy?" "It's the 60s, Sweetie." http://t.co/ZO5odjz8 #nimoybilbo #
  • Also, I totally told my kid, "Winter is coming. It is known." yesterday. #nerrrrrrrd #
  • Watching my daughter play Lego Indiana Jones reminds me of how awesome the soundtrack is. John Williams FTW! #
  • Check out Amazingly Talented Nephew's latest creation. Then hire him! http://t.co/SJlhEgLo #
  • My favorite part about Mass Effect is running around the Normandy making the soldiers salute to me. I yell, "Salute!" from my recliner. #
  • Have y'all seen this Ragu commercial? Poor kid's scarred for life. http://t.co/C4TVGPwh #
  • No Tax Day may cost far more of my sanity than I'm saving in tax. #
  • Sometimes my shower makes the percussion noise from The Usual Suspects soundtrack and I towel off while hollering about Keyser Soze. #
  • Oh, my goodness. The Dexter Season 7 trailer. Here there be spoilers. http://t.co/e7BJWw39 #

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Weekly Tweets

August 12, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • So Ryan Lochte piddled in the Olympic pool. Suddenly not so hot. #
  • Surprised myself by knowing all the words to Really Love To See You Tonight. Am I proud or ashamed? #
  • And that's the second time I've gotten choked up watching live TV tonight. #
  • A big "Holy shit!" from the guys on NASA TV. Hee! #
  • Thomas Jefferson is a wanted man: http://t.co/XwO1BNeW #
  • My 10 year old is picking up Snap Circuits so fast, she may end up with an Arduino this Christmas. #
  • Today's cold water tap temperature: 88.4 degrees. #
  • Something has the locusts riled up tonight. #
  • This is the coolest cake ever. http://t.co/Sl5K4HMH #snakesonacake #

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Weekly Tweets

August 5, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • NBC went into such a feeding frenzy about Jordan Davis crying that they forgot to show the score from the last routing. #
  • And by "routing" I mean "routine," of course. #
  • The Lion King Rises, the best thing you'll see all day: http://t.co/6gaC8mpb #
  • Just checked the temperature of the water coming out of the cold tap: 86 degrees. #
  • Ugh, Aspirin smells so nasty. I've taken to calling it Essence of Old People in my head. #
  • Surely I heard wrong and that water polo player's name is not Cosmic Gradoo. #
  • Exciting things are afoot. #
  • Coraline vs. puppeteer: http://t.co/AJWpbdJp #
  • I just want to take some bobby pins and hairspray to the US women's gymnastics team. #
  • Field of Dreams = weepy mass. EVERY TIME. #
  • This image is not what it looks like: http://t.co/DGRwvEV9 #
  • 2000 people evacuated from San Antonio airport due to bomb threat. CNN is reporting on someone finding a needle in their sandwich in Canada. #
  • Watching Scarface on AMC makes me think I'm going deaf. Every other word is blanked out. #
  • Well, it's been a couple of years since we last had meal moths. Guess we were due. #
  • So apparently a spammer now has the http://t.co/STt71pX3 domain name? #
  • Sexual Harrassment in Online Gaming: http://t.co/4HY7ZhWn #
  • All the horrible prep instructions and "delicious" liquid diet recipes officially going into recycling. Hooray! #
  • The commentator just said the guy was lifting 394 kilos. That's pretty impressive. O.o #nbcfail #

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