Weekly Tweets
April 12, 2015 - 12:00 am
- High fashion? This woman looks like someone's going to dump a bucket of blood on her during prom. http://t.co/1lhfmOPiZc 18:28:16, 2015-04-08
Posts Tagged ‘tweets’
Weekly Tweets
April 5, 2015 - 12:00 am
- My husband has bought himself a magazine-fed Nerf gun. 16:13:04, 2015-03-30
Weekly Tweets
March 29, 2015 - 12:00 am
- Hall & Oates is totally a guilty pleasure. 01:31:04, 2015-03-22
- I just saw "dissended" on closed captioning. As in "the plane rapidly dissended." Dissended. I weep for the future. 17:43:48, 2015-03-24
- It's time to poop on bluebonnets again! http://t.co/htSOev0A5e 20:14:38, 2015-03-26
Weekly Tweets
March 22, 2015 - 12:00 am
- Living the good life. http://t.co/1kXVbM3IoQ 19:05:33, 2015-03-17
- In the past two days I had my feet bitten by a duck, booped a bull on the nose, and fed a horse peppermints. 20:31:41, 2015-03-18
- If you think "Call for price" is going to do anything but make me click the 'X' to close the window, you've got another think coming. 15:00:41, 2015-03-19
- They're taking the Techniker to Isengard! The saga of a German university door and associated meme blitzkrieg. http://t.co/iJfC6D2O38 16:34:29, 2015-03-19
Weekly Tweets
March 15, 2015 - 12:00 am
- Doug Stamper and Ed Meachum squabble in a Reddit House of Cards thread (spoilers!): http://t.co/4oL5pl1Vgb 19:18:49, 2015-03-08
- Took a little video of my house. http://t.co/E7zhYqSjAQ (spider warning you wussies) 16:22:55, 2015-03-09
- If you make me answer a survey to read the news, do you really expect honest answers? 18:15:07, 2015-03-09
- You need me. https://t.co/m2KxQtKCdB 15:03:05, 2015-03-10
- The Mandala Effect: collective alternative memories – Jif or Jiffy peanut butter? Pack a lunch- you'll stay a while. http://t.co/sN6bt1f1kZ 15:43:54, 2015-03-10
- Hodor in the Air Tonight. https://t.co/9NIUY8IXyW 15:37:03, 2015-03-11
- My daughter just ran inside, grabbed something, and ran back out chanting "Sacrifice! Sacrifice!" I wonder where the cats are. 18:30:48, 2015-03-11
- What is this I don't even http://t.co/Y1HpzjNGOw 18:18:13, 2015-03-13
- Bluebonnets are coming out in South Texas. http://t.co/Uewwpp0Neo 16:00:44, 2015-03-14
Weekly Tweets
March 8, 2015 - 12:00 am
- I always forget how much Kentucky Fried Movie cracks me up. 02:30:35, 2015-03-03
- It's starting. Woo! http://t.co/H9Kfmm534f 15:41:29, 2015-03-04
- I try to use the 7, 8, and 9 buttons on my microwave because I feel like they get lonely. 12:46:02, 2015-03-06
Weekly Tweets
March 1, 2015 - 12:00 am
- Yesterday it was 80 degrees. Tomorrow it's supposed to sleet all day. Texas weather. 11:54:51, 2015-02-22
- Wilford Brimley was 50 when he filmed Cocoon. 21:17:59, 2015-02-26
- Incredible post from a man who has just picked out the tie he's going to wear at his own funeral. http://t.co/gwRl4Rjdyc 13:52:23, 2015-02-27
Weekly Tweets
February 22, 2015 - 12:00 am
- YouTube autoplay is odious. http://t.co/QDB1nnP1kM 14:07:23, 2015-02-18
- The Breakfast Club came out 30 years ago. Let that sink in a little. https://t.co/iCsAcj9UAs 16:26:15, 2015-02-18
- The Gorgeous Typeface That Drove Men Mad and Sparked a 100-Year Mystery http://t.co/VvFqnTkFlD 19:13:57, 2015-02-20
- Random Austin moment: as we waited over an hour at the bra store, a group comes up to the window chanting "Let us in! Let us in!" & ran off. 16:22:23, 2015-02-21