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February 15, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Daughter: "What are boudin balls?" Husband: "You've never seen a boudin?" 19:54:09, 2015-02-10
The Van Halen Scream: a compilation of Wilhelm screams replaced with David Lee Roth. https://t.co/qDL7sLpktE 14:30:05, 2015-02-12
Hey folks – I'm available to help make your #transmedia project grand! 11 year vet in the field. Portfolio at http://t.co/QNXPR8TOEM 15:49:04, 2015-02-12
Stereograms are the cruelest of hoaxes. 12:23:07, 2015-02-13

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February 8, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Metal Bruce Almighty (dig the Tyrannosaurus Rooster at 0:39): https://t.co/udpCC6y9TG 13:32:06, 2015-02-01
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "How do you breathe through that thing?" 11:29:07, 2015-02-06

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February 1, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

This is not a spider picture. http://t.co/Zt1kNWRjXV 11:27:41, 2015-01-27
Inside a DSLR at 10,000 fps. https://t.co/LNneMnq5kh 17:49:31, 2015-01-29

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January 25, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Crocodile Rock/Chop Suey mashup. Well-loved by Serj Tankian, who has posted about it twice on Reddit. https://t.co/AyFftP5pC2 16:17:27, 2015-01-20
Weather lately- Week before last: Thundersleet. Tuesday: Sunbathing weather. Today: So much rain my gauge is overflowing. 11:35:09, 2015-01-22
My daughter wrote a multi-page list of things that annoy her. If I made one of those tonight, there would be one item: Internet Explorer. 02:09:04, 2015-01-23
Leeroy Jenkins reimagined as a short film: https://t.co/6GMUgPmBwL 20:02:20, 2015-01-23

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January 11, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Stupid sexy Minecraft. 16:51:34, 2015-01-05
Thought Nickleback was bad? 6 hit country songs from the last 2 years can be mashed together. Wow, formulaic. http://t.co/y4USHscFWW 11:58:14, 2015-01-09
Foam home. https://t.co/pCZKxrXbNI 13:43:29, 2015-01-10

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January 4, 2015 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Honestly one of the best threads I've seen on Reddit – "What have you always wanted to know about another race?" http://t.co/3J2PmSe5M9 20:57:06, 2014-12-29
Were the PSN and Xbox Live hacks just marketing ploys to sell a DDoS subscription service? http://t.co/eAGicXVrLX #acrummycommercial 12:30:54, 2014-12-30
Happy New Year! https://t.co/9czUf7OY1S 21:21:08, 2014-12-31
Woo Florida! http://t.co/JSQFY7WieV 19:51:05, 2015-01-02

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December 28, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

RT @xor: Another crisis averted in a conversation with a UK friend, thanks to this handy diagram. Endlessly helpful, really. http://t.co/hg… 13:42:57, 2014-12-22
Just found out that there's a movie based on the Dyatlov Pass Incident. How did I not know this?! http://t.co/OL3njsy3Yq 11:40:21, 2014-12-23
"So Mommy, you know how when you can move things with your mind and it's called ESPN?" *headdesk* 11:43:00, 2014-12-23
"Hey Daddy, do you think Santa likes eating spiders?" "Probably not." "Hmm, then I should wash this cup." 21:52:12, 2014-12-24
Child, quietly babbling to herself as she cuts the legs off the gingerbread man: "Hey, Lieutenant Dan!" 21:53:32, 2014-12-24
Christmas coma. 19:44:17, 2014-12-25
Awwww yeah. http://t.co/7e3vSZa5r4 11:58:28, 2014-12-26

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December 21, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Dear Santa. http://t.co/PJXcqs9Z65 12:31:04, 2014-12-14
At @BalletAustin for The Nutcracker – my 10th year to bring the girls and my favorite holiday tradition. (Girls? More like young ladies!) 12:49:01, 2014-12-14
Homer Simpson: "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything." #havingabadday 18:21:50, 2014-12-16

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