- Hey folks – I'm available to work on your #transmedia project! 10+ year vet in the field – check out http://t.co/rV0RKAkB89 for details. 13:50:14, 2014-08-11
- Please don't mess this one up… Lifetime Adapting ‘Clan of the Cave Bear’ http://t.co/0SdDNxBgbt 20:14:42, 2014-08-11
- Ugh, @Mint has been totally incompetent for the last time. I'm deleting my account. 11:36:40, 2014-08-13
- Rebuilding my mail DB. I never delete anything. One mailbox has 98,610 messages. I have 6 mailboxes. O.o 12:04:14, 2014-08-13
- Mysterious grave marker from the future: http://t.co/yzXwKGFQx4 /cc @ongsegg 15:24:14, 2014-08-13
- Killed my computer. 🙁 19:23:37, 2014-08-13
- Computer is in the shop until Monday. I did a thorough job on it. No half measures. /Heisenberg 15:12:17, 2014-08-14
- Ah, summertime, when you can take a hot shower with the cold water. 18:01:05, 2014-08-15
Weekly Tweets
August 17, 2014 - 12:00 am
Weekly Tweets
August 10, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Yes, I took 3,224 pictures while on vacation. What's your point? 17:09:15, 2014-08-04
- Keeping Austin Weird, the proclamation to celebrate Edwin Edwards Day: http://t.co/QWPd59cHRn 21:07:41, 2014-08-06
- Darned if we haven't had some pretty sunsets lately. 19:33:14, 2014-08-09
Weekly Tweets
August 3, 2014 - 12:00 am
- I have a German cold. I keep going "Ach-choo! Ach-choo!" 06:12:10, 2014-07-29
- Officially over an hour to check in w/@united at FRA. 2 in front of us but they keep calling ppl from other flights to the counter instead. 03:50:07, 2014-08-01
- Auf wiedersehn, Deutschland! Ich liebe dich! 05:36:10, 2014-08-01
Weekly Tweets
July 13, 2014 - 12:00 am
- RT @CIA: No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary 15:24:50, 2014-07-07
- The fakey typing noises the phone computer makes when you tell it what department you're calling for make me irrationally angry. 15:25:58, 2014-07-07
- Is there an app that will look through iTunes and create playlists for me? 13:09:06, 2014-07-11
Weekly Tweets
July 6, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Siri, you silver tongued devil. http://t.co/1lCofNrizE 00:21:56, 2014-06-29
- Binge watching True Detective = MESSED up dreams. 21:25:41, 2014-06-29
- We keep getting buzzed by a B17. 15:40:00, 2014-07-04
Weekly Tweets
June 29, 2014 - 12:00 am
- I just saw Audrey Hepburn in a Dove chocolate commercial. Sigh. 22:44:41, 2014-06-23
- Is there a word for the joy you get from cleaning out the refrigerator? 12:11:46, 2014-06-27
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June 22, 2014 - 12:00 am
- RT @eltejano: Spursssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!! 20:51:55, 2014-06-15
- A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. 22:38:24, 2014-06-16
Weekly Tweets
June 15, 2014 - 12:00 am
- THE FROGS THE FROGS THE FROGS ALL THERE IS OUTSIDE IS FROGS FROGS ALL THE WAY DOWN 20:24:51, 2014-06-10
- "Jewelry" in German is "Schmuck." 14:29:44, 2014-06-11
- Hungry? http://t.co/w7ElTJShJj 14:52:38, 2014-06-12
- Do vegans eat animal crackers? 19:32:43, 2014-06-14