- Having the winter's last bowl of Malt-O-Meal for the 5th time now. 12:28:14, 2014-04-06
- Want to see if a web server is vulnerable to Heartbleed? Test it here: http://t.co/MF1IjAPeFI 16:51:57, 2014-04-08
- XM replaced the '40s channel with Billy Joel. Now I can't drive around pretending I'm in Fallout anymore. 🙁 13:21:54, 2014-04-09
- Pooping on bluebonnets: http://t.co/htSOeviJjm 22:46:50, 2014-04-09
- "Eight of the victims were students, along with the drivers of the bus and the truck." What does that MEAN? 13:48:07, 2014-04-11
- I love the fact that the German Federal Working Group for the Promotion of Posture and Movement is a thing. 15:14:28, 2014-04-11
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January 12, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Holy blue norther! 11:06:43, 2014-01-05
- S'mores are always better in theory than they are in execution. 22:53:20, 2014-01-06
- I had a Downton Abbey dream last night where all the upper class had a silly walk straight from Monty Python. 17:02:51, 2014-01-07
- Got an Amazon gift card & mulling possibilities. Fluevogs? Fryes? Suggestions, anyone? 23:18:45, 2014-01-08
- A couple of days ago it was 17 degrees outside. Today I have the air conditioning on. I'm not sure if I'm complaining or boasting. 15:42:58, 2014-01-10
- Google is sending out stuff on your behalf to G+ contacts. Great news! http://t.co/dzuvILIkQK 18:18:03, 2014-01-10
- Siri is starting to freak me out. She might need to sleep in the freezer. http://t.co/57dCxSyoPS 20:53:41, 2014-01-11
- I thought the @CoffeeBean lady was blowing smoke about the Winter Dream Tea. I was so, so wrong. How much can I buy before it goes away? 22:22:22, 2014-01-11
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January 5, 2014 - 12:00 am
- I set my iPad clock forward last night so I could play more Candy Crush. Woke up this morning in a panic thinking it was after noon. 10:36:27, 2013-12-30
- The Blue Cross customer service line hold recording is so broken. "Thank you for continuing to -" *smooth jazz* "Thank you for -" *guitar* 11:55:57, 2013-12-30
- Last night I said I'd just follow one ancestor's line all the way through and go to bed. Today I'm in the 1100s and still going. O.o 16:08:03, 2013-12-31
- Okay, on another family line it traced back to Odin, ruler of Asgard. I think I'm done for the night. 18:44:21, 2013-12-31
- South Texas's answer to the Iron Throne. http://t.co/jqgpSr6K3R 22:43:53, 2014-01-02
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December 29, 2013 - 12:00 am
- At the Nutcracker. Yearly tradition with my girls. Usher is being a meaniepants. 13:44:26, 2013-12-22
- Loved all the new changes at #NutcrackerATX but what was up w/the prince gesturing on the side of the stage every 10 seconds? Distracting! 17:03:20, 2013-12-22
- I have made two very geeky video game references to my husband tonight and I am not proud of myself. I'm glad he puts up with me. 23:07:06, 2013-12-23
- Here's the love, waiting to happen. http://t.co/cu50ZWC3GP 16:27:19, 2013-12-24
- My dog is convinced he can catch the invisible ball of air thrown by an Airzooka. 20:18:28, 2013-12-26
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December 22, 2013 - 12:00 am
- I just got my first @eShakti order and I am blown away by the quality, fit, and style. Can't wait to order again! 12:45:19, 2013-12-16
- Filed warranty claim w/@AmericanExpress on my iPhone. They gave me what I paid for it, more $$ than replacement, & said keep the change. <3 18:32:41, 2013-12-18
- Just once I want the people on HGTV to say they want a closed floor plan. 13:06:33, 2013-12-19
- My cat is convinced that the wrapping paper is made of snakes. 16:37:59, 2013-12-19
- Promised myself I'd only have two pieces of peppermint bark tonight. http://t.co/UPWBFvT4hd 22:47:07, 2013-12-21
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December 15, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Thoughts I have while in Austin: "Was that guy an Orthodox Jew or a hipster?" 17:15:00, 2013-12-08
- Teaching our dogs to pee on command was one of our best life decisions. 19:44:42, 2013-12-08
- The Homeland season finale preview used the Mass Effect music and I am so weirded out by the juxtaposition. 23:25:34, 2013-12-08
- Dammit, now I want to play Mass Effect again. 00:46:37, 2013-12-09
- Velcro is the mortal enemy of hand knits. 12:21:18, 2013-12-09
- No wonder traffic on I-35 sucks so much. Emus are using it to migrate south for the winter. http://t.co/JYO2HhSCYb 21:48:23, 2013-12-09
- Obama and GWBush are taking selfies at Mandela's funeral. Go home, America, you're drunk. http://t.co/TbBPfXqKWT 17:24:32, 2013-12-10
- One hour and eighteen minutes on the phone with Blue Cross and they accidentally hang up on me. *sob* 15:27:48, 2013-12-11
- Anyone have favorite green veggie recipes? We're in a roasted broccoli/sauteed green beans/sauteed spinach rut. 15:38:25, 2013-12-11
- Yay more Candy Crush levels! 22:13:51, 2013-12-11
- I'm not sure if I'm reading the news or the synopsis for next week's Homeland. Ex-FBI agent in Iran is rogue CIA: http://t.co/4ubG21FTQg 19:19:19, 2013-12-12
- I'm not sure how, but somehow my daughter just dropped our cat into a pile of peanut butter. Never a dull moment. 21:18:27, 2013-12-12
- This same night my other daughter dumped half a vial of Christmas scent all over herself and her bedding. IT SMELLS SO PINEY IN HERE. 21:21:54, 2013-12-12
- The back walk is covered in dove feathers. Somebody's cat ate well last night. 15:57:41, 2013-12-13
- RT @richt233: Genius. #Christmas http://t.co/EeZl7Q44F2 15:58:41, 2013-12-13
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December 8, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Also the sound mix is all wrong and I can barely hear anyone singing. Why am I doing this to myself? #SOML 19:58:32, 2013-12-05
- Now that is how you sing a song. #SOML 20:49:00, 2013-12-05
- Okay, I'm totally digging the shoes in this Sound of Music production. There, I said it. 21:32:05, 2013-12-05
- Not ever having watched "Doctor Who" is proving to be a real handicap when browsing Think Geek this year. 15:20:24, 2013-12-06
- My daughter came home today humming Gilbert and Sullivan. Win. 18:12:56, 2013-12-06
- Well, the Fallout 4 ARG was fan-made (a.k.a. "hoax"), but it was a damned good puzzle trail. Lots of butt-hurt on Reddit about it though. 22:40:42, 2013-12-06
- I'd like to congratulate my neighbors on leaving their dogs to roam the neighborhood in the 28 degree weather. 15:46:22, 2013-12-07
- I've seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet, but this is up there in the top ten. http://t.co/WavuBASqmc 17:56:40, 2013-12-07
- Cleaning out the kid's room. She says Toy Story makes throwing things away impossible. THANKS PIXAR. (Also says her closet is "boss level.") 18:42:28, 2013-12-07
Weekly Tweets
December 1, 2013 - 12:00 am
- The WALTER MITTY movie looks like Michael Bay directed it or something. Just ridiculous. 22:40:57, 2013-11-25
- Kicking in the TRON soundtrack for the writing home stretch. 12:15:32, 2013-11-27
- I just got a weird hangup call from London, England. My first thought was "Trailhead!" Looked up number and it was a spammer. *sadface* 18:41:18, 2013-11-27
- Introduced the kids to a Thanksgiving classic tonight: https://t.co/f2RzoMKww5 22:33:32, 2013-11-27
- #ISON, we barely knew ye. 🙁 13:55:26, 2013-11-28
- RT @AlexLSpeed: I haven't been this excited over a lump of ice since my last gin #ISON 14:35:28, 2013-11-28
- RT @SungrazerComets: Dear #ISON:
WTF?
Sincerely,
Everyone 17:25:01, 2013-11-28 - Success! http://t.co/omybJ8k4RA #NaNoWriMo 12:43:47, 2013-11-29
- The best kind of Black Friday is where the only kind of bickering over goods is the green jays fighting at the deer feeder. 16:25:33, 2013-11-29