- I saw plenty of albino squirrels when I went to UT, but this was a first for me. http://t.co/j1JPS0DvLB 13:34:31, 2013-11-18
- DUNE has my vote for one of the most pretentious movies ever. 22:00:01, 2013-11-18
- Bye bye computer. Take good care of my baby. 17:42:29, 2013-11-19
- $1.229 gas? How old is this worksheet?! http://t.co/LwnpXYQuzb 18:59:32, 2013-11-19
- It's the African Anteater Ritual! 15:55:34, 2013-11-20
- I am totally nerding out over ISON. 22:12:38, 2013-11-21
- If your fax didn't work the first 3 times, maybe you should check to see if you have the right number and quit calling my house. Just sayin. 10:54:23, 2013-11-22
- This is not the first time this week that I have dialed a phone number on my calculator and gotten offended that my "phone" wasn't working. 17:13:33, 2013-11-22
- "The one thing people with kids desperately need is: no kids." -Homer J. Simpson 20:15:18, 2013-11-23
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November 24, 2013 - 12:00 am
Weekly Tweets
November 17, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Figured out how on iOS to disable Twitter's "X just followed Y." In the app, click on gear, then Settings->Notifications->Reccomendations. 00:07:38, 2013-11-10
- I just watched a GoPro commercial disguised as a 60 Minutes segment. 19:23:02, 2013-11-10
- My daughter came down from bed saying she heard rap music outside her window. It was the Slayer concert. *headdesk* 21:53:09, 2013-11-10
- Lows in the 30s tonight. I think that calls for a fire and some soup. 17:39:14, 2013-11-12
- Hit the halfway mark. I'm doing this thing! #NaNoWriMo 15:30:29, 2013-11-15
- "The Killing," the show that just wouldn't die. http://t.co/JBVl9gWb4c /cc @jaybushman 21:08:18, 2013-11-15
- Anal nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha. 22:53:52, 2013-11-16
Weekly Tweets
November 10, 2013 - 12:00 am
- I am doing a lot more research for this book than I thought I would. 13:25:40, 2013-11-05
- Writing a book on a computer that randomly reboots with kernel panics sure keeps me on my toes. 16:08:28, 2013-11-05
- Happy Lima bean plants with the rains. http://t.co/Wlw2LT0F0X 17:03:16, 2013-11-05
- This morning I brought my coffee to my lips and realized here was a spider floating in it. 17:05:17, 2013-11-05
- WTF is up with these notifications my phone is sending me about random people on Twitter following other people on Twitter, like I care? >:( 19:09:33, 2013-11-05
- My dog as Princess Leia. http://t.co/QpnrIpjRrZ 21:31:17, 2013-11-05
- One of the best questions ever: http://t.co/wC66wRmDeA 18:37:33, 2013-11-06
- I have been informed by my 14 year old that I may no longer say that something is "fly." Oh, and also my husband. *puts on parachute pants* 21:35:52, 2013-11-06
- Writing companions. http://t.co/rzeJHdidFB 15:01:51, 2013-11-07
- 12,150 words. Starting to have sneaking suspicion that this novel will not have 50,000 words in it. Concern ensues. 15:39:55, 2013-11-07
- Dear dumbass: This still is not your email address, no matter how many times you try to send your Microsoft verification code to it. 12:35:53, 2013-11-08
Weekly Tweets
November 3, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Gahhhhhhh! http://t.co/KX1yOSR4ko 22:00:08, 2013-10-27
- Today I learned there's a word for that thing my cats do when they're trying to smell something really well: http://t.co/zcNjuZOu5Q 13:01:39, 2013-10-28
- I taught my daughter how to play Gin Rummy. Now she begs me to play at any free moment. I created a monster. 17:49:16, 2013-10-28
- I can't hear the beginning of "Layla" without thinking of Freedom Rock, and I can't hear the end without thinking of Goodfellas. 13:58:26, 2013-10-29
- So tweasuah your wuv. 17:58:36, 2013-10-29
- Cute kitty time. http://t.co/gFebykSzaK 11:27:44, 2013-10-30
- If you're in Austin, stay out of the West Lake Hills area today. Biden visit is making traffic miserable. 13:31:22, 2013-10-30
- I signed up for NaNoWriMo. Have 14 pages of a novel outline so far. Been kicking this idea around for a couple of years. Keep me motivated! 16:00:45, 2013-10-31
- Infinite scrolling is a miserable invention. 17:39:21, 2013-10-31
- Okay, so I wrote 2860 words today. Not too shabby, I think. And I have the rest of Part 1 totally outlined. #nanowrimo 16:51:11, 2013-11-01
- Chapter one done! #NaNoWriMo 13:25:53, 2013-11-02
- We may be gaining an hour but we'll be LOSING MY SANITY. 18:52:07, 2013-11-02
Weekly Tweets
October 27, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Every time my dog poots, it scares him. It scares me, too. 12:13:01, 2013-10-20
- I forgot how great Luby's is. They fried me up some liver and onions fresh. Nom nom nom. 18:57:50, 2013-10-20
- "Don't turn around, uh oh. Your mom is coming 'round, woah uh oh." -Lyrics interpreted by 6th grader 20:39:47, 2013-10-20
- The Halloween store seems scarier this year. http://t.co/zDPLJMA4uO 19:59:42, 2013-10-21
- I just had a Sugar Crush last for 7 minutes. 14:56:45, 2013-10-23
- My laptop GPU went kablooie. *sadface* 14:40:10, 2013-10-24
- I think last night's American Horror Story ranks right up there in the list of most screwed up episodes. Love that show. 16:22:39, 2013-10-24
- That can't be good. Crossing fingers they'll extend my warranty. http://t.co/aIfDwGjy9m 13:29:08, 2013-10-25
- Is there a good way to watch this season's Downton Abbey from the US? 14:44:27, 2013-10-25
- You do not "reign in" something unless you are a member of royalty. 18:00:14, 2013-10-25
- I somehow injured my big toe and now I think the toenail is coming off and I am FREAKING OUT. 13:07:56, 2013-10-26
Weekly Tweets
October 20, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Half-bug, half-stick, it's the superhero of bugs. http://t.co/Bgjkdx7iHq 10:48:23, 2013-10-13
- "After my daughter was too big for The Children's Place, we started shopping at _________." Please fill in the blank! 18:04:22, 2013-10-15
- Good lord, I've heard about this — cat juggling! 23:21:13, 2013-10-15
- All the cats are yelling at me tonight. š 22:14:16, 2013-10-17
- Just saw Gravity. Now I need a Xanax and a nap. 17:52:17, 2013-10-18
- I'll confess that I actually felt sorry for the True Knot in Doctor Sleep. They just wanted to eat. Sheesh. 21:10:32, 2013-10-18
- Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? 21:54:01, 2013-10-18
- I've been thinking about this scene from Six Feet Under all day. http://t.co/KoU5zkHnt7 15:50:05, 2013-10-19
Weekly Tweets
October 13, 2013 - 12:00 am
- I think it's fantastic that all those football players are out there curing cancer. 13:41:07, 2013-10-06
- I am too old to stand and dance for 2 hours of concerts 2 nights in a row. I should have done it 20 years ago instead. *hobble* *cry* 23:47:03, 2013-10-06
- Ki ki ki ki ki ah ah ah ah ah. 12:26:43, 2013-10-07
- I still have never been able to successfully log in and look at plans. Today I got this helpful error message. http://t.co/GFdJabUK1x 13:41:05, 2013-10-07
- It's my contention that the original Friday the 13th totally falls apart in the last 15 seconds of the film. 22:08:18, 2013-10-07
- I wonder how many people come to The Book of Mormon expecting a wholesome Christian play. 18:53:50, 2013-10-08
- Confession: Sometimes I sing "Burping Cat" to the tune of Willie Nelson's "I'm a Worried Man" when I'm alone in the house. 17:40:26, 2013-10-09
- Having teenagers is like having toddlers all over again, only this time, they're sassy. 11:49:03, 2013-10-10
- I wanted so much to like Doctor Sleep. 23:54:04, 2013-10-10
Weekly Tweets
October 6, 2013 - 12:00 am
- According to EOnline, a character in a TV show succumbed to their wombs. I watched a different version. (spoilers) http://t.co/z28zduUDo4 12:06:20, 2013-09-30
- ā¦And this CBS News article calls a picogram a "pictogram." Can they paint me a picture of that? http://t.co/0mPbEyzKR3 #proofreadingisdead 13:04:18, 2013-09-30
- There are countdown clocks all over TV tonight. Is an ARG launching? 21:36:57, 2013-09-30
- Dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe's are going to end me. 21:35:10, 2013-10-01
- Dear Addlepated: Google is slowly killing everything you hold dear. http://t.co/NUJkBb2KWi 14:41:25, 2013-10-02
- War of the Worlds is making me want to play Mass Effect. 21:45:35, 2013-10-02
- There was a lot more TWERKING at that Depeche Mode concert than I expected. 21:19:16, 2013-10-04
- I haven't smelled that much sweaty patchouli since my Dead show days. #ACLFest 21:29:14, 2013-10-04
- That being said, Depeche Mode put on a hell of a show. 21:29:58, 2013-10-04
- It's a sign we're getting old when Robert Smith changes the lyrics of "Let's Go To Bed" to "You think you're tired now but wait untilā¦ 11." 22:27:27, 2013-10-05
- Spotlights over #ACLFest http://t.co/59fBewHWL5 22:30:59, 2013-10-05