- Whenever we complain about our mail carrier, we spend the next few days being punished by not getting any mail. 16:16:04, 2013-09-25
- So I got the #MamaVoxBox from @InfluensterVox… my feet are too big for the Dr. Scholl's inserts. Doh. 17:19:21, 2013-09-25
- The Yelp review page for Los Pollos Hermanos: http://t.co/JTuKkprPMk 19:55:40, 2013-09-25
- My cat watching cat videos on TV. http://t.co/GwJt6aqZTn 21:32:27, 2013-09-25
- "Oh, I'll just read the first line of 'Doctor Sleep' and see what it says." – Famous last words. 19:46:16, 2013-09-26
- Other species eat their young. 21:40:58, 2013-09-26
- The Ylvis "Stonehenge" video is so much funnier than "The Fox." And completely not kid-friendly. Oops. #motheroftheyear 12:34:14, 2013-09-27
- Fine, okay? I won't get anything done today. Have it your way. #BreakingBadMarathon 13:44:05, 2013-09-27
- Amusement for the day: call Siri "Glass" a few times. Siri is not amused. 17:21:45, 2013-09-27
- Making the Bond-villian level complicated Momofuku banana cream pie. With laser beams. On its head. 15:48:00, 2013-09-28
- Sometimes I take personally the things that inanimate objects do. I'm working on it. 15:49:35, 2013-09-28
- OMG Uncle Jack from Breaking Bad was, like, totally Tommy from Valley Girl! Gag me with a spoon! 21:07:23, 2013-09-28
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September 22, 2013 - 12:00 am
- I miss bean burgers. In Austin, that means some sort of vegetarian abomination. 17:34:48, 2013-09-15
- Marty McFly screaming: http://t.co/E4EJqteeuq 12:16:20, 2013-09-16
- Lows in the 60s this weekend, can it really be? 15:29:12, 2013-09-18
- How in hell did Alex Jones get from the loon crying on public access TV on Fridays (great for watching while drunk) to the Discovery Chanel? 21:10:50, 2013-09-18
- Feast or famine in Austin. Streets flooding all over town after months of no rain. 13:50:26, 2013-09-20
- Breaking Bad prop auction. I'll take Skyler's Jeep, please and thank you. http://t.co/k6ZxPq4KTF 16:07:43, 2013-09-20
- Two glasses of wine with dinner might have been one glass too many. I've lost my touch. 🙁 20:18:53, 2013-09-20
- Low 60 tonight! Break out the parkas! 20:10:54, 2013-09-21
Weekly Tweets
September 15, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Have spammers sunk to a new low? http://t.co/V65LkAqqGl 11:01:05, 2013-09-08
- The iGoogle home page is going away on 11/1, which means my hamster widget won't have anyone to feed it. 🙁 http://t.co/8Pp95QsllA 11:38:59, 2013-09-08
- I made my 12 year old decorate her own birthday cake. http://t.co/eM4kbBzWwJ 17:59:25, 2013-09-08
- Show of hands – how many people, when they were kids, thought the people in the TV could see them? 19:26:49, 2013-09-10
- Gophering warez. BRB. 20:26:32, 2013-09-10
- THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! 21:39:59, 2013-09-10
- There's the slightest frost of yellow on the cedar elms. Relief from summer is on the way. 13:01:54, 2013-09-11
- Sing and dance to the Dora map song with the cats. #stuffyoudowhenalone 16:08:25, 2013-09-11
- Austin "Hi, How Are You?" restaurant changing name from Thai Spice to Thai, How Are You. http://t.co/3kKlEwBs4F 16:19:01, 2013-09-11
- "Better Call Saul" prequel series is a go at AMC: http://t.co/fi0FIZS2vI 18:29:21, 2013-09-11
- Sucking it up and paying the ETF to get off of AT&T is looking better every day. http://t.co/Ek6f4J6Aqc 18:31:50, 2013-09-11
- This auction of Richard Garriott's spare items makes me wish I were redecorating. http://t.co/67OEsm0kh5 12:48:15, 2013-09-12
- Jimmy Fallon sends up Breaking Bad, along with some cameos you'll know: http://t.co/SncHYwUlxy 16:23:13, 2013-09-12
- Frog photobombs NASA launch – wheeeeeeee! http://t.co/XVEpKX3tfj 18:09:25, 2013-09-12
- SO SAY WE ALL. 15:17:13, 2013-09-13
- "It's a gift. Never lend books." -Commander William Adama 15:12:50, 2013-09-14
Weekly Tweets
September 8, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Hey you: get your damned hands off her. 19:32:00, 2013-09-02
- I learned something very important from the One Direction movie: I can watch 3D with monovision contacts. 20:12:00, 2013-09-02
- What clients say vs. what clients mean: http://t.co/g4ykPFtNjt 20:19:38, 2013-09-02
- After imagining @aaronpaul_8 as Eddie Dean in THE DARK TOWER, I can't possibly imagine anyone else. Born to play the role much? 20:40:29, 2013-09-02
- Seriously enjoying "The Bridge" on FX Wednesdays. It's what "The Killing" wishes it could have been. Highly recommend. 11:48:11, 2013-09-03
- So long, asshole. MT @statesman: Ariel Castro, Ohio man who held 3 women captive, found dead http://t.co/RBAjpASXdv (via @AP) 23:13:35, 2013-09-03
- Why hello, new Nine Inch Nails album! 17:04:48, 2013-09-04
- I just brushed another dog out of my dog. http://t.co/U4lBFkoh83 16:59:42, 2013-09-05
- These guys watched the process through the front door. http://t.co/D8f10CKFnt 17:00:42, 2013-09-05
- I have told you a million times never to exaggerate. 19:25:53, 2013-09-05
- Cinnamon crunch bagels from Panera are dangerously good. 19:31:44, 2013-09-05
- Can someone explain to me (with small words) what the point of an open enrollment period is, and why it's better than staying open always? 20:22:59, 2013-09-05
- 170 years of tropical cyclone tracks: http://t.co/LSp2wQ8Lm3 09:32:04, 2013-09-06
- Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom… SNAKE! http://t.co/lt3qQtZfBj 15:55:47, 2013-09-06
- I have been, and always shall be, your friend. 18:33:00, 2013-09-06
- 12 years ago I was 24 hours into my second labor & delivery with 3 more hours to go, but it was all worth it in the end. <3 00:21:52, 2013-09-07
- Not sure which was better, AT WORLD'S END or its soundtrack. Both very good. 00:34:09, 2013-09-07
- My cat sounds an awful lot like Katharine Hepburn saying, "Wow!" 17:33:15, 2013-09-07
Weekly Tweets
September 1, 2013 - 12:00 am
- When I walk past the cupcakes, they say nasty things to me and then I have to teach them a lesson. 10:51:50, 2013-08-25
- Red velvet is really just pretentious vanilla. 14:04:25, 2013-08-25
- School starts tomorrow! Yippee! 20:50:19, 2013-08-25
- My superpower is loading the dishwasher. There's always room for one more dish, and I can find it. 11:29:18, 2013-08-26
- This whole Duck Dynasty thing can end now, thanks. 17:47:54, 2013-08-26
- The cold water taps at my house are dispensing 86 degree water. 13:17:25, 2013-08-29
- Price for an ounce of beer at a Major League Baseball game: http://t.co/6fhyuIquAx 14:54:18, 2013-08-29
- I am available to make your transmedia project, puzzle design, or community management purr like a kitten. Details at http://t.co/4oqglMgqDG 16:03:52, 2013-08-29
- I'm pretty sure I'll be on this Candy Crush level forever. 16:32:37, 2013-08-29
- Oddly enough, Time Warner shows me as currently subscribed to Showtime. http://t.co/svYtuqRtNu 20:33:35, 2013-08-29
- This is Texas, where we take high school football so seriously that it's in the gov't weather forecast. http://t.co/Qn8YqIAGvv 13:38:15, 2013-08-30
- Secret bookshelf doorway kits. I know just the doorway in my house for this! http://t.co/MLX8AhP8hU 14:40:10, 2013-08-30
- Walking outside today is like getting slapped in the face with a ghost pepper. 16:06:49, 2013-08-30
- Never before is what you swore the time before. 19:40:28, 2013-08-30
- But wait! If you call now, you can double your order! #toomuchlatenighttelevision 00:54:11, 2013-08-31
Weekly Tweets
October 14, 2012 - 4:48 am
- To all my contractor and agency colleagues, I give you this, The Vendor-Client Relationship in the Real World: http://t.co/E8fO7XIU #
- New term: Dextered. "I have Dextered the room" = I have wrapped the room in plastic sheeting. #
- I love Scotchbrite pads. Got all the paint drips off the new "antique" vanity for the bathroom. #
- Got off my tuckus and finally wrote a review for @andrhia 's excellent A Creator's Guide to Transmedia Storytelling. TL;DR: Buy it! #
- I was kidding when I told my husband to dress like Heisenberg and hand out blue candy for Halloween. He is taking it seriously. #
- Our antique mall find this weekend, to match our bordello powder room http://t.co/g2MqAj1y #
- The problem with a Hoarders drinking game is that after watching Hoarders, I don't want to put ANYTHING in my mouth. #
- It's Dishonored day! #
Weekly Tweets
October 7, 2012 - 4:48 am
- This is a picture of a mommy scorpion. http://t.co/Um8D9S6v #
- That woman is almost wearing that skirt. #
- Just read that you can play all through Dishonored without having to kill anyone. Neat! #
- Woohoo, my iPhone 5 has touched down in the USA! #
- Two words: steam power. Also, suspension of disbelief. That's three more words. #Revolution #
- "You can sleep in our room" means "Collect 8 stuffed animals, 3 books, 2 pillows, and 5 blankets to make a kid-nest on the floor." #
- LTE, I think I love you. #
- So I've got that going for me. http://t.co/SifD0MEM #
- Seems I have the iPhone 5 wifi problem. Good thing I cleverly installed my skin and screen protector before checking. #
- Bram Stoker's Dracula is such an odd movie that it made me not want to read the book for years. Didn't until I read Kostova's The Historian. #
- Pretty much the entire cast of ST:TNG is coming to Austin for Comic Con in 2 weeks. Squee! But I've not been to one-is it a mob scene? #
- "So, Momma, whatcha gonna do with your old iPhone?" -both my children. #
- Through hoodoo magic, have fixed the iPhone 5 wifi bug on my device. Not looking a gift horse in the bandwidth. #
- STEP AWAY FROM THE PAN SAUCE. #
- Apparently Slenderman is all the rage at my kids' elementary and middle schools. O.O #
- Listen to a grown man play the Slender game: http://t.co/RsXDTyAK #
- Mr. Rogers has a Very Special Message for you: http://t.co/veRP0uj4 #
- Maybe I'm being gaslit. I just don't know. #
- Clearly someone is breaking into my house at night and planting moths in the pantry. Because there is NOTHING THERE for moths to live in! #
- David Bowie was a prophet. There really ARE spiders on Mars. http://t.co/1ZYHf94W #
- People still fax? #
- Instantly archive a website via a third party service for future reference. Handy! http://t.co/pScC55Rs #
- Computer made v. unhappy disk grindy noises. Double backing up. 🙁 #
Weekly Tweets
September 30, 2012 - 4:48 am
- I'm making my great-grandmother's pineapple upside-down cake. It's made in an 8" cast iron skillet and has 1.5 sticks of butter in it. #glub #
- So there was some sort of football game last night? #
- Spending far too much time lately reading about Mass Effect 3 ending theories. #
- Creepy-ass Victorian death photography. http://t.co/jUUwA0Ev (Beware of auto-playing music, too.) #
- Can you find something wrong with this picture? (No dead people in this one.) http://t.co/44XnCva6 #
- Have a drive to create something. Stashed something in webspace today in plain sight. Shall see if it is fruitful. #
- Idiot cat ate a plastic bag. #
- iPhoto's Faces feature picks the stupidest look to represent each person in the directory of faces. That has to be on purpose. #derpface #
- Kitty update: He's fine, but we get to excavate his poop for the next couple of days. Kitty is, of course, pleased as punch at this. #
- Got all that way only to realize my Mass Effect 3 extended cut DLC did not, in fact, DL. #
- The $90 T-shirt. http://t.co/VPd5yYhy #
- I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck. A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap. http://t.co/1t2rxDzd #
- Meet the Star Wars franchise continuity cop: http://t.co/E56tauw2 #
- What does one play after finishing up with the Mass Effect world, anyway? #
- The narrator for Texas Car Wars makes me want to burn things. #
- At least this tarantula was outside. http://t.co/gAAKQ6x2 #