Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Going through the Blog HotOrNot blogs, I saw some really nice, striking templates that are probably a hell of a lot more bandwidth friendly than this one is. A new look for this blog is coming soon. I can smell something working.

More proof that Time Warner Cable sucks giant Canadian moose wang.
Osama dead? You decide.
Osama alive? You decide.

Amazon gold box –

Powermatic 1660760K Model 66 3 HP Table Saw for $1889.99
JET 708750G 18″ Woodworking Bandsaw includes 1/4″, 1/2″, and 1″ Blades for $989.99
Performax 629004GK 16-32 Plus Drum Sander includes Stand, 2 Boxes of Sandpaper, and Casters for $679.99
Delta 36-460 10″ Contractors Saw with 28″ Home Shop Biesemeyer Fence (sold out)
Campbell Hausfeld HV2050 Finishing System for $228.79 (WTF is a “Finishing System”?)

Let it be duly noted that every single offer my husband got tonight was for kitchen stuff.

Searching for the aforementioned flower decals on Google, the 5th hit is for a pet casket website. Ok, yes, I know, I have a very ill cat, but do you have to keep thrusting it in my face?

Criminy.

Gus update: he’s home from the vet. His numbers are better, but I can tell that he feels terrible. He was so listless today that I took him back for a quick check, and the vet couldn’t find any immediate reason for Gus to feel so terrible, but if he’s this bad tomorrow afternoon to call back.

What suckage.

Karcher K360MPlus 1600 PSI at 1.7 GPM Electric Pressure Washer
Ryobi HT12V – 12 Volt Cordless Hedge Trimmer
Drill Doctor 500SPK 3/32″ – 1/2″ Precision Drill Bit Sharpener with FREE Left Handed Chuck, Carrying Case, How-to-Video
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – The Complete Second Season … (uh?)
Swanson Tool 00101 7″ Speed Square (sez hub: “I got your seven inches right here”)

Ok, whatever, I gotta go and find some flower decals to stick on my new AR-15 which should arrive in the next week or so. Muhahahahah!

All this time I thought it was something in my stylesheet or table setup that made this site so damned ugly in Netscape. Turns out it was my Sitemeter code. It should look oodles better now. Please let me know if something still looks whacked.

I’ve been reading the blogs of those linked to me, and looking at pictures and stuff, and it seems that I have a high number of redheaded readers. This coincides with my real life experiences, where most of my friends have been redheads. I added a poll to the sidebar – please let me know what your hair color is.

Goldmember makes the baby Jesus cry.
Did you know that water is 19 times more dangerous to a child than a firearm?
Once they get things working, I think that Speedtrap.org is going to be pretty handy.
Litter box cam. Mmm hmm.
Vanguard Airlines has an innovative method of laying off its employees: “Any Vanguard stock you hold (including stock purchased in the Employee Stock Purchase Plan) is almost certainly worthless and it is likely you will be entitled to claim a capital loss on such stock this year.”
I have to wonder if this guy can even wipe his ass. Steroids much?
Britney Spears or Shakespeare – who’s the real artist? (quiz)
Make sure you’re wearing your ass filter after eating those beans.