Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

I really hate dealing with idiots. I sold something on eBay to a guy who apparently used to be on home.com but never bothered to update his email address. Strike #1. Then he updated it, I emailed him and told him to either Paypal me or let me know if he wanted to send a money order so I could provide a snail mail address, and he sent back a snippy reply saying that I didn’t give him an address. Strike #2. Next idiot thing he does, I’m going off on him.

After searching all over the darn town for nice outdoor furniture, we found some at the grocery store, of all places. Tonight we reclaimed our porch (that’s not our stuff, it’s the previous owner’s) and put a table and chairs out there. Then we sat down and had a really cold beer. Delicioso!

I know, I know, you’re asking “But where are the wastes of time? I want my wastes of time! First, I must direct you to the Waste of Time Forum, where you may chat with fellow time-wasters to your heart’s content.

Here’s more:
Tesselating Animation
Deja Vu
Meow!
For the endowed-challenged
It’s kinda like Bejeweled, but not

Yummy!

Uh…… yeah. So anyway, I’m sure you’ll all be happy to know that I have bought underwear for the first time in years. Mom always wanted me to have clean underwear with no holes, in case I was in a car wreck.

Oh, and no extra charge, ma’am.
Sick, sick, sick.
Irrational exuberant epileptic happy fun page.
How’s your gaydar?

This is beginning to chap my hiney – Blogger was broken last night and I couldn’t post any updates! In short:

For you Left Behind series addicts, a drinking game.

If you’ve ever gotten the Nigerian Scam Spam, you’ll enjoy these people, who scam the scammers. You can’t cheat an honest man!

My husband thinks that blogging is the height of hubris. He compares it with the people who are on those TLC shows like A Baby Story, A Dating Story, A Wedding Story, etc. He thinks that people who are on those shows are really full of themselves to think that anyone else is even remotely interested in their little stories.

I’ve tried explaining the blogging phenomenon to him, but he’s not convinced at all. Oh well. That means 2 things: 1) He’s missing out, and 2) I can write whatever the heck I want to about him. Ha!

This is one of the best wastes of time ever… it has the mindless je ne sais quoi of Am I Hot or Not?, but with a twist. Go pick what’s better.

Here’s a good essay on how to raise kids. It lacks the syrup of the Chicken Soup series, but has practical advice.

Here’s a good waste of time. In case you need some sort of sick self-validation, check out this semi-canonical “What X Are You?” quiz list.

Oh and by the way, the weather did change. A “cool” front blew through, which just means that it was 75 today instead of 85. Whoo.

This is cool – an online version of the Infocom game Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. For years my online handle has been “Trillian”. 16 years, in fact, ranging from GEnie and BBS systems to StrangeMUD now.

And for those of you who can’t get any in real life: boobs.

I added a guestbook, forum, and a counter to this page. Sorry about the spamvertising on the above-mentioned sites, but they’re free and low maintenence.