- "Eaten Alive": not what it said on the tin. Boo. 22:02:53, 2014-12-07
- So watching Eaten Alive last night sort of made me want to watch the Geraldo special where he opens Al Capone's vault. That was exciting. 15:13:19, 2014-12-08
- I'm afraid Santa has not aged well. http://t.co/oc9aAwg7dO 18:58:01, 2014-12-08
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December 14, 2014 - 12:00 am
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December 7, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Living in a Texas means that sometimes when you reach for the bedroom light switch, instead you encounter a GIGANTIC DAMNED ROACH. 02:09:22, 2014-12-06
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November 30, 2014 - 12:00 am
- "The Killing" series finale: this is why we can't have nice things. 19:58:04, 2014-11-23
- It's funny to watch the BSG miniseries. They talk to Lt. "Guy-ta" and mention the "Draddis." 21:25:03, 2014-11-23
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November 23, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Dragon Age Inquisition time! 13:49:35, 2014-11-18
- My first crash. 😛 17:45:53, 2014-11-18
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November 16, 2014 - 12:00 am
- It's a lonely existence, being the only person on earth who doesn't like Futurama. 13:02:28, 2014-11-10
- "Good enough to end polio" – This Walking Dead deleted scene's closed captioning is 100% bizarre. https://t.co/pWVijLMBXv 19:02:58, 2014-11-11
- Death metal rooster: https://t.co/yDznNoaQf8 21:30:07, 2014-11-12
- The good news: it's chili weather. The bad news: chuck roast is $6/lb. Wat. 15:52:35, 2014-11-13
- "Shia LeBeouf" – a homage in spoken word, song, and dance to the famous cannibal. https://t.co/ZJTjww1Z7C 00:35:58, 2014-11-15
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November 9, 2014 - 12:00 am
- Every once in a while, I have a sharp feeling of loss for Glitch. It's been almost 2 years and I still haven't come to terms with losing it. 20:18:20, 2014-11-03
- Dragon Age: Inquisition is not coming out for Mac. Wonder how bad it'll be on the 360. Sigh. 19:40:05, 2014-11-04
- AmA Reddit thread: "Sometimes when I fall asleep, I travel to the year 2048 AmA" http://t.co/apBbw8aXS3 18:54:52, 2014-11-05
- Step 1: Tie string to dog's tail. Step 2: Tell him he is a GOOD DOG. Step 3: Turn the cats loose on the dog. 21:16:53, 2014-11-06
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November 2, 2014 - 12:00 am
- I am dying over here – Jim Carrey sends up Matthew McC's Lincoln commercials on SNL (in Austin, no less): https://t.co/Q9vzjCYys7 15:50:26, 2014-10-26
- Today I found a shady oak grove where the monarch butterflies roosted, then ate a burger while a chicken lurked and eyed me from the bushes. 17:09:21, 2014-10-26
- Detailed workup about the probability they have found a part of Amelia Earhart's plane here: http://t.co/m27x7qxWM3 11:22:11, 2014-10-29
- If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cat. 18:56:48, 2014-10-29
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October 26, 2014 - 12:00 am
- I'm sort of adoring Gillian Flynn's work, but it makes me feel like I need a shower when I'm done reading it, 12:18:05, 2014-10-25
- Why don't children come with OFF switches? 20:28:28, 2014-10-25