Weekly Tweets

October 16, 2011 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. #
  • "Cooties ARE real. They're a different germ that men have." #10yearoldwisdom #
  • Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! 🙂 #
  • Back to square one, because I'm an idiot. #
  • I can see your dirtypillows. #
  • Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. #
  • If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. #
  • Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. #
  • I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. #

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