Weekly Tweets
October 16, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. #
- "Cooties ARE real. They're a different germ that men have." #10yearoldwisdom #
- Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! 🙂 #
- Back to square one, because I'm an idiot. #
- I can see your dirtypillows. #
- Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. #
- If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. #
- Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. #
- I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. #