Weekly Tweets
May 13, 2012 - 4:48 am
- I always count the stairs when I go up or down them to make sure my house isn't growing. #
- Reading about the Senate's Candy Desk. Our lawmakers at work! http://t.co/MShnlRxT #
- Go to hell, Murphy. #
- I honestly had no idea that was Giancarlo Esposito in Taps: http://t.co/CQN444TH #
- That was exciting. The elevator I was in just broke down. Luckily it was on a floor with the doors open. #
- It was somewhere in the middle of the graveyard that I caught the unmistakeable scent of bread baking. #
- Who puts cinnamon in cherry cobbler?? What a world, what a world. #
- Ugh, I'm in the middle of the city and I can't get a good 3G or a good WiFi connection. #
- That meal set the record for least flavorful thing I've ever had, including the bacon. Ironic: a girl passed by wearing a Nickleback shirt. #
- Conference calls, a graphical explanation: http://t.co/pgafVdiH #
- The chocolate sundae was so bad, I warned the lady at the next table about it. #
- Mmm poppa mau mau. #
- The burger I just had was 4x the flavor and half the price of last night's. Plus, it was a beanburger. Win! #
- Even though my room claimed it was on the 14th floor, we all know the truth, don't we? #
- The cat found the first brown recluse of the season in the living room. GOOD kitty. #
- Got everything looking all spiffy. Then looked at it in MSIE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. #