Tales of the Plush Cthulhu
Cocky bastard has no idea what his responsibilities as a citizen are.
Why do we yawn? I bet you can’t read this article without yawning or stretching even a little bit.
For those of you with allergies, a solution.
On a more serious note, here are some incredible digital photographs taken by a photojournalist at the WTC. The compact flash card survived; the photographer did not.
I’m having oatmeal for breakfast, so I decided to check it out.
I ordered some clothes online a couple of months ago but they were too small. I never got around to returning them (I’m going to join that procrastinator’s club… tomorrow) but I popped on a pair of shorts from that batch this morning and they fit now. w00t!
Searched for “robber”.
CONVERSATION ON A BRIDGE
by Emo Phillips
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well… are you religious or atheist?”
He said, “Religious.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
He said, “Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said, “Baptist!”
I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said, “Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
The mission:
Search on the Google Images search engine for an ordinary, everyday word. One that can be found in a dictionary. Come up with the most non-sequitur images that you can find.
For example, a search on “suspenders” comes up with this leg, these German WWII ammo pouches, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Interesting.
I went to the gym today to pay pennance for my ooey-gooey brownie and ice cream that I ate last night. Someone had left their keys on the floor next to the treadmill I was using. About 30 minutes into my walk, an exceedingly sweaty lady bent down to get them. Imagine my dismay when I realized that she had left an enormous puddle of sweat all over the right side of my treadmill.
Nastipated. Good thing for her I didn’t slip.
Speaking of penance, I went to church this morning for the first time in forever. It was nice. I think I may do it more often.
We’re test-driving churches. This is probably the one we’re going to join. Check out number two on the list.
I like them.
