Weekly Tweets

July 29, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. #
  • Goodreads has recommended me a shelf full of Chick Lit. I fail to see the point of the website. #
  • Anthony Hopkins. Alfred Hitchcock. He even has the right initials. http://t.co/hfYFO3Ry #
  • Truly a dangerous website. http://t.co/nHEsWDFC #
  • Have I really not played Glitch in 6+ months? #
  • I have realized that much of the time that I feel snacky, what I actually am is thirsty. I love body hacks. #
  • Smashing the crackers time is always a happy time. #
  • My family deliberately loads the dishwasher stupidly because they're waiting for me to say "Just let me do it." I'm onto them. #
  • I don't care how gimmicky Fage yogurt is. It's darned tasty. #
  • Yo dawg, I heard you liked trucks… http://t.co/wURUi57h #
  • Trust, but verify. ALWAYS. #
  • Chronically late MD from last week misread my lab work, confused Cl for Glu, nurse called to tell me I'm pre-diabetic. WTF?? #
  • PEOPLE MAN, PEOPLE. #
  • 12 pack of Fage at Costco for $12.99. Or 35 oz of plain for $4.99. I'm just saying. #
  • I am not embarrassed to admit that this Bob Ross remix brought a little tear to my eye: http://t.co/NdCRXPjf #
  • Today was a good day. #
  • Dave Szulborski's Folding the Wish Christmas tree, 2008: http://t.co/BmVW2IFU #argfest #
  • By the way, just noticed that Szulborski's This is Not a Game is in the Amazon Prime Kindle Lending Library, if you're looking for puzzles. #
  • MEREDITH VIERA DO NOT SING THANK YOU #
  • The Arctic Monkeys seemed pretty flat to me. #
  • The British military look so happy! #
  • Imported Saharan dust making me particularly miserable this week. *hackhack* #
  • The Red Tree by Caitlin Kiernan (@auntbeast ) was just as fantastic on reread – if you like Shirley Jackson, pick it up! #
  • The Opening Ceremonies tribute to terrorism victims, not shown on NBC: http://t.co/7L0DZzRZ #
  • "Medal" is not a verb. #
  • Once you have seen Lisa Simpson in the 2012 logo, it cannot be unseen. #
  • Did I miss it, or was there no reference to WWII or The Blitz during the opening ceremonies? #

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Weekly Tweets

July 22, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • My husband wouldn't let me cheer on the loud argument that started at 8am in the room next door and went on for an hour. Texarkana, man. #
  • The pepper box was busy while we were gone. On the bottom is a ghost pepper. http://t.co/tk3EUsnc #
  • Exercise for the week: tell people "Thank you." Count how many reply with "You're welcome" vs. "No problem." Be more welcoming. #
  • Why is it okay for the doctor to run 45 minutes late to my appointment, but if I'm 10 minutes late I have to reschedule? #
  • "I don't know if they told you when you made the appointment yesterday, but Dr. Meyerson always runs late." I blew up. #
  • Ironically, the advice the chronically late doctor gave me was "Wait and see." #
  • I think my weighted companion cube just threatened to stab me. What do I do? #
  • Kinect Disneyland Adventures has "It's a Small World" in it. I know from personal experience. Bitter, bitter personal experience. #
  • Rumors that mime guild abandoning their craft for more lucrative balloon animal gigs. #WWOHelium #
  • My daughter discovered an important truth today: The cake is a lie. #
  • I think I understood maybe 3 words in this clip. How bout you? http://t.co/PCdLeuwE #
  • What's the deal with Tervis Tumblers? #
  • So Shell's supposed http://t.co/Yah6gbjU social media misstep? Was really a scam campaign by Greenpeace. http://t.co/ujV2ddIu #
  • My daughter was not impressed with my singing this at the National Archives: http://t.co/GRbHtDXQ #
  • This hashbrown casserole was so good, I wanted to sing it a ballad. I'll be making it at the ranch this winter! http://t.co/nEHWRk5K #
  • The husband conned the nephew into a bite of ghost pepper. #
  • OH from the kitchen: "Ooh, now I need to think about my life!" #
  • So, I tried the ghost pepper. Found it to be much like a habanero. Hub claims it lost potency in the fridge. I think I'm just a stud. #
  • I wanted to love The Dark Knight Rises. #
  • Holy crap, that was Littlefinger? #
  • My 10 year old daughter is mowing the lawn. Sucker! #
  • Forced myself to wait this long to read Wind Through the Keyhole. Trying my hardest not to gulp it all down at one sitting. Failing. #
  • Medical thing costs $1300 but they have an insurance adjustment of -$766.17. What's the adjustment for someone without insurance? #
  • Ugh, idiot companies, if you're going to put a coupon online, don't make me snail mail it in! I'm making an online payment! *seethe* #
  • I finish "The Wind Through the Keyhole" depressed, missing the ka-tet, hoping for more adventures in the future. #

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July 15, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets

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July 1, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Report came back: no asbestos! Hooray! #
  • Mr. Belding was just on Victorious talking about Screech. What a delayed crossover. #
  • Never thought I would see a movie with Steve Carrell negging Marisa Tomei. #
  • Day spent outside in the 106 heat painting was made marginally better by the neighbor's Dixieland jazz band playing at dusk. #
  • In the shade! (Also not doing wonders for my mileage.) http://t.co/EJraouKs #
  • Ran outside and grabbed a banana pepper from the garden, sauteed it with olive oil and rice vinegar, and ate it with lunch. Yum! #
  • I feel I should reiterate my previous PSA: Never paint ceilings with your mouth open. (Bruce Willis and Ethan Hawke: hire someone!) #
  • My husband has another helpful tip – The number one rule for plumbers: never bite your fingernails. #
  • Single-edged razor blades are in the "Party Supplies" section at the grocery store. The 80s really _are_ back. #
  • I admit I was not expecting much from the Influenster VoxBox, but the Stash Blueberry Superfruit tea in there is ah-MAZE-ing. #

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June 24, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Stupid persuasive Costco salesman. http://t.co/3LIfn4Tb #
  • Damon Lindelof killed Rosie Larson. Pass it on. #thekilling #
  • Reading #thekilling tweets, waiting to watch the show. Looks kinda interesting. #
  • It's a shame they didn't try to make us care about Rosie Larsen last year. #thekilling #
  • Swatch out! I'm painting again. #
  • Just saw this: Game of Thrones is like Twitter. There are 140 characters, and terrible things are always happening #
  • Had a moment yesterday when I realized the paint I'd been scraping all day could have been lead-based. It wasn't. #
  • 101x has played "We Are Young" SEVEN times so far today. It's only 2:30. Sigh. #
  • Didn't consider asbestos though. Hmm. #

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June 17, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Summertime in Texas, when waiting for the water to run cold may take you a few months. #
  • Milling at high magnification: http://t.co/DiKzvq7J #
  • Slightly weirded out when I turned on The Village and saw Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development. #
  • I was bummed to see that the original "Thanks, No" site was gone, but a good replacement can be had at http://t.co/ffO1c9vt. #
  • I bought this skirt on Etsy and can't believe how cute it is on. http://t.co/eIOadcFN #
  • Two recluse sightings during the day today. About to just give the house to the spiders. #
  • In an email that sounded just like a phishing scam, Amazon told me they changed my password because I might have been a phishing victim. #
  • Ate popcorn three times since January. Got diverticulitis within a week each time. Interesting. #
  • Nozzle. That's a funny word. #

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June 10, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Had a dream a demon possessed my house. When I woke up this morning, the bathroom fan was running, but the switch was flipped to "off." O.O #
  • Why you should wear sunblock: http://t.co/rTdA5jRU #
  • R.I.P. to Eduard Khil, a.k.a. Mr. Trololo 🙁 http://t.co/zXQW5rSr #
  • Behold my new TV-watching chair! http://t.co/xCgAGDYQ #
  • This is one of my favorite Ask Metafilters from 2012: http://t.co/pbHIBiii #
  • Wait, so 50 Shades of Grey was a Twilight fanfic? Wooooooooah. All kidding aside, this has implications. It's a #1 NYT seller fanfic. #
  • Pine Sol pranks: http://t.co/Hid95oT2 #
  • Note to self: Make more notes to self. #
  • How is winter formed? http://t.co/Vsr1QSkT #westeros #
  • How come nobody told me about Arrested Development? (Oh wait. EVERYONE told me about it. I just decided to take their advice.) #
  • Low fiber diets are teh suck. #
  • Dear press: not this "video games make you kill people" crap again, please: http://t.co/QDf34b0O #
  • As a movie, Prometheus was a heck of a videogame. #
  • Prolonged WTF moment of the day: The group who giggled through Prometheus. At the not-giggle parts. #
  • Hungry Jack syrup truck crashes on Buttermilk Pike. I suspect viral marketing gone horribly wrong. http://t.co/BkQ5XJ57 #
  • Dear clothing industry: girls need pockets, too! #
  • Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering. #
  • I had a little bit of lettuce and tomato today. I feel so naughty. #
  • I saw this trailer today and honestly thought it was a parody: http://t.co/i3YIrEf8 #
  • I really think I heard a Tejano cover of "Set Fire to the Rain" today. #

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