- The Unabomber's Harvard alumni directory listing: http://t.co/7LcQegne #
- Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955. Get your Fallout on! http://t.co/iCfzwuJZ #
- Scorpion in the girl's bedroom. Now she's convinced they're infesting her bed. #
- Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go "Ah, ah, ah…" but never manage to get out the "CHOO!" #
- Gah, stupid doorway brainzappers. What was I going to do? #
- Another reason to love @Nordstrom – meeting with a free personal stylist tomorrow for my very own "What Not to Wear" session. #
- No way am I knitting a complicated cabled sweater from the same designer whose mitten pattern made me want to scream. #
- Try getting a reservation at Dorsia NOW… #
- Argle bargle glop glyf. #
- The most soothing Count Dracula ever: http://t.co/sISCqX9S #
- When I prove somebody wrong… http://t.co/Ylf2Z6vU #
- What is up with all the cannibalism? Copycat crimes? Zombie apocalypse? Baltimore, Kansas, New Jersey, and Miami in the last week. #
- Some subReddits are so, so weird: http://t.co/651t2L0a #
- Today I learned that barium suspension is calorie free. Who needs smoothies? #
- Woman in the waiting room gnawing on an apple and blabbing on her cell phone. So we can all hear her talk with her mouth full. #
- Protip: The mixed berry barium tastes much better than the citrus. I am not brave enough to try banana or mocha. #
- Has anyone seen this Google a Day thing? Is it hot or not? http://t.co/FqxpxTk4 #
- DAMN YOU Adam Richman for putting this song in my head. http://t.co/M7QsXHWE #
- The evil spelling test: http://t.co/kUxp9fuX #
Weekly Tweets
June 3, 2012 - 4:48 am
Weekly Tweets
May 27, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Stop the vocal fry! http://t.co/k0FO2dI0 #
- Are you taking fish oil or snake oil? http://t.co/7QChxRBz #
- Baking pie. #
- Someone thinks they own my old ARG character's email. Today I've been subscribed to Highlights for Kids and Naughty Hotties. Wha? #
- Looking at a map of Washington D.C. has given me a powerful urge to play Fallout 3. #
- Had a dream about looking for the Evil Dead cabin, only there was spy work in someone's mansion involved. Very strange. #
- Trying to buy Shiva's Mother has kicked off a comedy of errors ending with me throwing myself on Amazon's mercy. #
- Photos that make you say "Huh?": http://t.co/ylu8VQxN #
- A coded birthday message from my daughter. She chopped up the letters and rearranged them. Impressive!! http://t.co/8ijWr9ao #
- Yummy birthday dinner at Uchiko. 🙂 #
- "Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled." #
- 14 years ago I married my honey in a tropical paradise. The best decision I ever made was saying "Yes." 🙂 #
- Don't look at me. You've seen a penguin before. <- Weirdest finale ever? Except for The Prisoner? #awake #
- I don't know how I feel about a clothing manufacturer named "a.n.a." for juniors. Not good, really. #
- Had an astounding anniversary dinner at Congress. Were so effusive with praise that the executive chef came out to say hi. Yum. #
- Tonight's visitor: (beware of bug pic) http://t.co/bxHwsr5c #
Weekly Tweets
May 20, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Does anyone else see what I see? http://t.co/8pLPIprp #
- We had this washer and dryer (in Harvest Gold!), but I'm pretty sure a scene like this never played out at my house: http://t.co/06OrT2jl #
- I was out in the yard pulling poison ivy earlier and I'm pretty sure a spider bit the back of my neck. Happy Mother's Day! #
- Is "If you dislike Obama, you're a racist!" a form of Godwining, or no? #
- Hmm, the doctor from ST:TNG's "Frame of Mind" really reminds me of Michael Palin's character in Brazil: http://t.co/J159KAv5 #
- Protip: If something "literally rocked your world," we'd ALL BE DEAD. #
- My clever nephew @tankmonkey has been monkeying around, true to his name, and produced a Monkey Masterpiece: http://t.co/E4bHj0lo #
- You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. #
- Love this XKCD! (I only just read it.) http://t.co/AxF8OCay #
- A postcard from Back to the Future's Tom Wilson (Biff): http://t.co/9NuZIhOL /via @lettersofnote #
- I tried a teeny dab of perfume on my wrist and hated it. Scrubbed with soap, alcohol, and oil to no avail. It is a zombie fragrance. #
- How they're promoting The Ring 3D in Japan: http://t.co/LnSm4bM4 (eek) #
- Think your job stinks? Wait until you get a taste of this one: http://t.co/VWasI8YV #
- ‘The Killing’: How AMC’s Adaptation of ‘Forbrydelsen’ Went Wrong http://t.co/2JE8CBTL via @thedailybeast #
- Fabulous short film – View from the Closet: http://t.co/XXpb9GUN #
- Anyone want to meet at Ten Forward in an hour? #
- I'm pretty sure Asiana puts crack in their chicken tikka masala. #
- I admit that I check out Klout semi-regularly. Because I like free crap. Don't judge. #
- Some face cream I used recently gave me the skin of a 16 year old – by which I mean, zits everywhere. The price of "beauty." #
- Uh oh. I had a needle a minute ago. Where did I put it? O.O #
- Putting my hand-knit item into the washing machine is TERRIFYING. #
- Knitting project is on the wires blocking. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! #
- I've knit 1/3 of this fabulous sweater & think I have to frog – lost so much weight it's too big now! http://t.co/SaDdfLxW #
- Remember kids, you can't spell "loathe" without "hate." #
- One of the kids at the piano recital played the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina of Time. 🙂 #
- Chopping broccoli! http://t.co/XsLVKKKk #
- I bet this was an interesting subway ride: http://t.co/vpgcfOkI #
- Beachcomber picks up rocks that spontaneously combust in her pocket: http://t.co/tmLbFDKw #
- First harvest from the garden! Amazing how a cage around it lets the veggies escape the ravages of squirrels. http://t.co/PNhG5vu0 #
- Guinness QR pint glass has code only visible when beer is poured into it: http://t.co/6Qc366ik /cc @vpisteve #
- I think @mikemonello needs these tiki lamps in his office: http://t.co/u7I7iaPT #
- I got some lotion that smells like lemon meringue pie and it's all I can do to keep from gnawing on my hands. #
Weekly Tweets
May 13, 2012 - 4:48 am
- I always count the stairs when I go up or down them to make sure my house isn't growing. #
- Reading about the Senate's Candy Desk. Our lawmakers at work! http://t.co/MShnlRxT #
- Go to hell, Murphy. #
- I honestly had no idea that was Giancarlo Esposito in Taps: http://t.co/CQN444TH #
- That was exciting. The elevator I was in just broke down. Luckily it was on a floor with the doors open. #
- It was somewhere in the middle of the graveyard that I caught the unmistakeable scent of bread baking. #
- Who puts cinnamon in cherry cobbler?? What a world, what a world. #
- Ugh, I'm in the middle of the city and I can't get a good 3G or a good WiFi connection. #
- That meal set the record for least flavorful thing I've ever had, including the bacon. Ironic: a girl passed by wearing a Nickleback shirt. #
- Conference calls, a graphical explanation: http://t.co/pgafVdiH #
- The chocolate sundae was so bad, I warned the lady at the next table about it. #
- Mmm poppa mau mau. #
- The burger I just had was 4x the flavor and half the price of last night's. Plus, it was a beanburger. Win! #
- Even though my room claimed it was on the 14th floor, we all know the truth, don't we? #
- The cat found the first brown recluse of the season in the living room. GOOD kitty. #
- Got everything looking all spiffy. Then looked at it in MSIE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. #
Weekly Tweets
May 6, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Black widow in the garage. http://t.co/0d7mPIOZ #
- Horny toad on cow turd. http://t.co/loBq0qYU #
- Me: "That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid… wait, I sound like my mother." #
- Extreme utilitarianism: http://t.co/VlVDwRn4 #
- My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by a good 20 years. Who knew? http://t.co/JOsvzq6H #
- How does Det. Britten set his alarm clock in "Awake"? This is going to bother me all night until I wake up in my alternate reality. #
- This is a cool tool for clothes shopping pre-screening! What Size Am I? http://t.co/y257XqIS #
- My incredibly talented nephew is seeking a video game job in Austin or San Antonio. Pls let me know if you have a lead! http://t.co/XQCj99LR #
- I think my OS needs a high colonic. #
- I have often said that doorways are thought-suckers, and today found that it's a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT! http://t.co/eXpQExbL #
- Blizzard's customer service is pretty awesome – go go Game Masters! http://t.co/dwy43YCH /via @reddit #
- Had a Breaking Bad geek-out moment while watching @4thwallstudios brand new series, Dirty Work. #
- New neighbors slipped a Starbucks gift card into our mailbox with a note apologizing for all the construction noise. I like them. #
- I keep seeing trucks loaded with porta-potties going down my dead-end street. How many people have to pee down there? #
- My mistake. It was the same truck executing a 27-point backup maneuver. Cul-de-sacs are for wussies. #
- Found my great-great-grandfather's last letter ever written, reminiscing about the night Lincoln was shot. Wow. #
- I just fit into a dress I wore my senior year of high school. #smug #
- TSA violating your rights? There's an app for that: http://t.co/yuzfwhY3 #
- I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. #
- Roger Freaking Waters. #
- Kept getting goosebumps watching Roger Waters perform The Wall. I lost count at 6 times. Good show. $50 shirts! #
- I totally geeked out over the fact that Roger Waters used Battlestar Galactica (new series) music during show intermission. #
- Ugh, Starbucks blonde roast is just watered down coffee. Light roast doesn't mean weak, folks. It just means not burnt to a crisp. #
- To be precise, Roger Waters played "Caprica City, Before the Fall" from the Season 4 Battlestar Galactica soundtrack. #nerrrrrrrrrrd #
- Oh boy. I am really looking forward to "The Pitch." NOT. #
Weekly Tweets
April 29, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Kid decided to try playing Skyrim. I am sitting on my hands and trying not to "OH JUST GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER" at her. #
- This kid-playing-Skyrim thing is giving me high blood pressure. #
- The hospital's hold music is from Gattaca. Wrong on so many levels. #
- Do you have your 27B – 6? #
- Neil Gaiman interviews Stephen King: http://t.co/4RQS4oo2 #
- Stephen King's The Eyes of the Dragon is coming to SyFy: http://t.co/odoHvAd2 #
- Roasted some Ecuadorian coffee a little lighter than I normally do for the notes of "spiced apple" that are supposed to emerge there. #
- Parenting done right: kids singing and dancing to Nine Inch Nails on the way home from dinner. #
- One of our big oak trees died from the drought, and it's being dismembered and shredded right now. 🙁 #
- Ugh ugh, looks like maybe some more of our oaks are terminally ill as well. Stupid drought. #
- My ex-tree. 🙁 http://t.co/EihWSCpV #
- The best link you'll click on all day. http://t.co/AmUDw7IK #
- Sadako from Ringu throws out the… first pitch…? What is this I don't even http://t.co/VUQ69zeS #
- World's creepiest Woody: http://t.co/E8zv892P #
- Chilaquiles: The precursor to King Ranch Casserole. Bonus: They're gluten free! #
- A warm welcome from Texas! http://t.co/ITZO3EDO #
- Paisley or scorpion? http://t.co/2btocIDJ #
Weekly Tweets
April 22, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Do you do things BY accident or ON accident? Well, that depends on how old you are: http://t.co/EjT6xowd #
- Ugh, so much misinformation in one place in those lists of interesting "facts." #
- I just got a political call from a candidate reminding me that my taxes are due today. #
- Tilda Swinton? David Bowie? Same person. http://t.co/n4RkIGlA #
- Beanburgers have nothing to do with BLACK BEANS, amirite, my San Antonian brethren? #
- …stop the mosquitoes I want to get off… #
- Ooh that's a bad sunburn already. Owie owie ow. 🙁 #
- Is it just me, or does Expensify really suck these days? Anyone have an alternative they like? #
- Dear Daughter: (a.k.a how to kick ass like a girl) http://t.co/HSF2LApX #
- I am eating carrot cake in bed. #
- Kudos to @expensify for a prompt response – apparently I was running the old and busted app. *blush* Sorry! #
- I love the moment when the expansion joints in the road ka-thump in perfect rhythm to the song on the radio. #
- A little boy just stopped me to tell me his favorite letter is W. #
- Have spent the last 8 hours walking and driving, but mostly walking. #
- It's OUR shady spot, Precious. Yes, it is. #
- I am still sunburned and bug-bitten, but I no longer smell like Courtney Love. Yay for clean! #
- That moment when you realize that all of you can now be wrapped up by a normal-sized towel. #
- Ugh, there's something in this hotel room that wants to kill me. *wheeze* #
- I am apparently unable to listen to "Puff, the Magic Dragon" without turning into a quivering mess. #
- Puzzle: Fixing a candle to the wall – http://t.co/eFVeRxeT #
- "Got a new colon flavor today": http://t.co/bKIfI94n #
- Happy Independence Day, y'all! #
- I am done wore out. #
Weekly Tweets
April 15, 2012 - 4:48 am
- They're always after me lucky charms. #
- I want THIS cereal!! http://t.co/2Nfnbnaf #fallout #traderjoes #
- Four days of no school and there's about to be a massacre up in here. Can't WAIT for summer break. #
- Kid 1 ripped up Kid 2's drawing, so Kid 2 slugged Kid 1 in the kisser. I wonder, if I had boys, if it would have been calmer. #
- Now they are downstairs giggling together. Kids, man. Kids. #
- Dark Score Stories has been named a 2012 Webby Honoree in the Television category! http://t.co/DeHE43l7 #
- Holy Twitter follower spambomb… 38 and counting in the last 10 minutes. #
- Orcs! And so far from Orcland! http://t.co/4wmOk2k #
- Officially down 50 pounds as of this morning. 10 of those were this year. #
- Now hear this: In matters of The Killing, I win the angry. #
- This is why you shouldn't text and walk. Because: BEARS. http://t.co/jIXRHSn #
- If you can't handle a big car, don't drive a big car. THIS INCLUDES PARKING. #
- Interesting #transmedia crossover – @Birchbox is including clues to Gossip Girl's finale in its May sample package. http://t.co/hhgZ7Jx7 #
- Dark Score Stories wins IAC award for Outstanding Achievement in Internet Advertising – proud to have worked on this! http://t.co/y6azBHg5 #
- Was quite dismayed to find out the song I've been obsessed with lately came from a Twilight movie. 🙁 http://t.co/gMxH3ebJ #
- I bought four kinds of chai yesterday to see which I liked best. Luckily there was a clear winner. Yum. #
- Thinking about reading The Hobbit to the kids. Or should we just wait for the movie? #
- how do you like your blueeyed boy / Mister Death #
- Amazon keeps rejecting my review of a counterfeit product. Because I mention it's counterfeit. #
- Dear Dave Grohl: Quit reminding me of my mortality. #
- K: "How did you do your hair for your first dance?" M: "I don't remember; that was 800 years ago." K: "Don't be ridiculous. It was 700 yrs." #
- I guess because I haven't opened Photoshop in a couple of months, it randomly decided my copy is no longer registered. Sigh. #
- Got a sample of lotion b/c I thought cinnamon/clove/amber/cognac would smell nice. Missed "Twilight" in the description. Yep. It sparkles. #